who needs to get laid?

[sxcascinn]

You do? What a coincidence. LMAO.
It's a gift to us from a benevolent God of Smut.
I treasure my overheated imagination like a fine wine--or a cut diamond. :0

Oh yes definitely
I am thinking while Mac is away I should do some writing and editing and stuff
Maybe think about entering the Valentines contest... Big Maybe... (need to get tough on my arse lol)

 

[TE999]

Oh yes definitely
I am thinking while Mac is away I should do some writing and editing and stuff
Maybe think about entering the Valentines contest... Big Maybe... (need to get tough on my arse lol)

I am so into the Valentine contest--I submitted 3 stories last year--this year definitely one or two. You should really write a story for the contest. Maybe in a cat you haven't tried.

 

[sxcascinn]

I am so into the Valentine contest--I submitted 3 stories last year--this year definitely one or two. You should really write a story for the contest. Maybe in a cat you haven't tried.

Lmao I have only submitted in one category
I have a story I am working on that I think is adaptable...
It's only at the beginning so we shall see...
I am a bit of a headcase when it comes to writing lol..

 

[TE999]

Lmao I have only submitted in one category
I have a story I am working on that I think is adaptable...
It's only at the beginning so we shall see...
I am a bit of a headcase when it comes to writing lol..

Anytime you need some help with your writing--just let me know.

I am always glad to be of assistance.

I'm off to bed darlin'. Take care and ttyt.

 

[sxcascinn]

Anytime you need some help with your writing--just let me know.

I am always glad to be of assistance.

I'm off to bed darlin'. Take care and ttyt.

Thanks
You tc too hun, big hugs and

 

[TheeGoatPig]

It's like ridin' a bike darlin'.

You never forget how.

I can testify against that. After a twelve year hiatus, I was ok from below, but once I climbed on top, I just couldn't get anything to work. It was very frustrating, and I lost my erection while attempting to find a position that I could work.

I need to try it again a few more times until I get it right. And then i need to practice it even more to get it even better.

 

[Tarakin]

Sometimes a girl just needs a good, ummm...pounding, ya know? Where you can respond in kind, hot, sweaty, desperate, gotta have you, brings tears to my eyes kind of sex...

mmm ... so nicely worded...

 

[Guest]

most definitely

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Me.

I need to get laid.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I do! But now it will be at least Friday.

 

[Ǽltya]

Tick tock

I'm knocking on the door of two years.

 

[impressive]

I need to ride.

 

[Belegon]

I need to ride.

I'd be happy to set up a pair of stirrups for ya lover...

 

[Tarakin]

Me. But it won't happen this year anymore... Sigh. Glad it ends soon.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Let me put it this way, I haven't not needed sex for a long time.

 

[The_Darkness]

I'm home with the wife for the afternoon. I think a good lay shall be had.

 

[Guest]

gawd do i need fucked

 

[DesertPirate]

Everyone needs to get laid
Regularly

 

[Selena_Kitt]

I hate it when he works late.

*sigh*

 

[TheeGoatPig]

The need never stops, does it? I didn't think so.

 

[human_male]

I don't. I discovered pornography and masturbation. It's great.

 

[secretme]

TreePhort - Everyone Gets Laid Tonight

Everyone, everyone gets laid
Everyone, gets laid tonight
Everyone, everyone gets laid
Everyone, gets laid tonight

And it doesn't matter how ugly you are
If you've got money you drive your own car
We reach total equality tonight
And it doesn't matter if you're gay or straight
There's no need to masturbate
Cause we've reached total equality tonight

 

[JamieB]

Getting laid

It's fun, and it offers many measurable health benefits! Increased relaxation and clarity of mind! Lower blood pressure and cholesterol! Improved hormone balance!

Try it (with me) today!

J

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

Everyone needs to get laid
Regularly

If not for that need, no one would get married. And there would be a lot fewer of us. And those of us who were here would all be a bunch of bastards.

Hopefully I can entice wifey into a study break (or two) tonight.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

*sigh*