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The Republican. Logic goes something like this:
1. Male anal is unnatural
2. Republican inmate refuses to spread cheeks
3. Republican inmate is raped
Keep reading why the Democrat is not raped. Logic goes something like this:
a. Most Democrats are liberal
b. Most liberals are middle class
c. Nearly all (80%+) inmates were living in poverty before they went to prison
d. Democrat mantra is for those than can afford to pay, pay to those that cannot afford to pay
e. Democrats pride themselves on understanding the "feelings" of others, and to empathize with them
f. In prison, many inmates have loose asses
g. A new inmate (e.g. Democrats) has a tight ass
h. Inmates will tell the Democrat inmate to spread cheeks for an anal bang
i. The Democrat inmate, citing rule "d," knows he has a tight ass that is coveted by the loose ass inmates. Citing rule "e," the Democrat inmate understands the plight of the loose ass inmates. There are no women for sex.
Therefore, the Democrat inmate spreads ass willingly, and that is not rape..
1. Male anal is unnatural
2. Republican inmate refuses to spread cheeks
3. Republican inmate is raped
Keep reading why the Democrat is not raped. Logic goes something like this:
a. Most Democrats are liberal
b. Most liberals are middle class
c. Nearly all (80%+) inmates were living in poverty before they went to prison
d. Democrat mantra is for those than can afford to pay, pay to those that cannot afford to pay
e. Democrats pride themselves on understanding the "feelings" of others, and to empathize with them
f. In prison, many inmates have loose asses
g. A new inmate (e.g. Democrats) has a tight ass
h. Inmates will tell the Democrat inmate to spread cheeks for an anal bang
i. The Democrat inmate, citing rule "d," knows he has a tight ass that is coveted by the loose ass inmates. Citing rule "e," the Democrat inmate understands the plight of the loose ass inmates. There are no women for sex.
Therefore, the Democrat inmate spreads ass willingly, and that is not rape..