Who is more likely to be raped in prison: a Dem or a Repub

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The Republican. Logic goes something like this:
1. Male anal is unnatural
2. Republican inmate refuses to spread cheeks
3. Republican inmate is raped

Keep reading why the Democrat is not raped. Logic goes something like this:

a. Most Democrats are liberal
b. Most liberals are middle class
c. Nearly all (80%+) inmates were living in poverty before they went to prison
d. Democrat mantra is for those than can afford to pay, pay to those that cannot afford to pay
e. Democrats pride themselves on understanding the "feelings" of others, and to empathize with them
f. In prison, many inmates have loose asses
g. A new inmate (e.g. Democrats) has a tight ass
h. Inmates will tell the Democrat inmate to spread cheeks for an anal bang
i. The Democrat inmate, citing rule "d," knows he has a tight ass that is coveted by the loose ass inmates. Citing rule "e," the Democrat inmate understands the plight of the loose ass inmates. There are no women for sex.

Therefore, the Democrat inmate spreads ass willingly, and that is not rape..
 
1. PSW has prison rape fantasies
2. PSW doesnt know anything about felons
3. PSW has prison rape fantasies
4. This post is about making sweeping generalization based on personal opion
5. PSW sure likes the cock
 
1. PSW has prison rape fantasies
2. PSW doesnt know anything about felons
3. PSW has prison rape fantasies
4. This post is about making sweeping generalization based on personal opion
5. PSW sure likes the cock

Don't be a hater. Attack the logic I laid out.
 
There were logic rules. I used a combination of Philosophy, Psychology, and Political Science to develop them.
 
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There's a proven relationship between lower intelligence and pedophilia now. (Namely, true pedophiles tend to have lower than average IQs and non-right-handedness.) And there is also a proven relationship between low IQ and a fear-based worldview and favoring conservative ideas. (The reason that Republican ads tend to both stoke fear in the general audience and appeal to the lowest common denominator.) So, given those, I think it is more likely a person inclined to vote Republican would be murdered in prison, but not necessarily raped.
 
There's a proven relationship between lower intelligence and pedophilia now. (Namely, true pedophiles tend to have lower than average IQs and non-right-handedness.) And there is also a proven relationship between low IQ and a fear-based worldview and favoring conservative ideas. (The reason that Republican ads tend to both stoke fear in the general audience and appeal to the lowest common denominator.) So, given those, I think it is more likely a person inclined to vote Republican would be murdered in prison, but not necessarily raped.

I see. So where does that pushing granny off the cliff TV ad fit into your thesis?
 
I will play.... Just because your logic sucks.

More minority's in prison. More minority's are Democrat.
Therefore, both raped, and rapper are more likely to be Democrat, but it has nothing to do with party affiliation...
 
I will play.... Just because your logic sucks.

More minority's in prison. More minority's are Democrat.
Therefore, both raped, and rapper are more likely to be Democrat, but it has nothing to do with party affiliation...

You truly are your father's son.
 
The Republican. Logic goes something like this:
1. Male anal is unnatural
2. Republican inmate refuses to spread cheeks
3. Republican inmate is raped

Keep reading why the Democrat is not raped. Logic goes something like this:

a. Most Democrats are liberal
b. Most liberals are middle class
c. Nearly all (80%+) inmates were living in poverty before they went to prison
d. Democrat mantra is for those than can afford to pay, pay to those that cannot afford to pay
e. Democrats pride themselves on understanding the "feelings" of others, and to empathize with them
f. In prison, many inmates have loose asses
g. A new inmate (e.g. Democrats) has a tight ass
h. Inmates will tell the Democrat inmate to spread cheeks for an anal bang
i. The Democrat inmate, citing rule "d," knows he has a tight ass that is coveted by the loose ass inmates. Citing rule "e," the Democrat inmate understands the plight of the loose ass inmates. There are no women for sex.

Therefore, the Democrat inmate spreads ass willingly, and that is not rape..

pretty fucking twisted.
 
The Republican. Logic goes something like this:
1. Male anal is unnatural
2. Republican inmate refuses to spread cheeks
3. Republican inmate is raped

Keep reading why the Democrat is not raped. Logic goes something like this:

a. Most Democrats are liberal
b. Most liberals are middle class
c. Nearly all (80%+) inmates were living in poverty before they went to prison
d. Democrat mantra is for those than can afford to pay, pay to those that cannot afford to pay
e. Democrats pride themselves on understanding the "feelings" of others, and to empathize with them
f. In prison, many inmates have loose asses
g. A new inmate (e.g. Democrats) has a tight ass
h. Inmates will tell the Democrat inmate to spread cheeks for an anal bang
i. The Democrat inmate, citing rule "d," knows he has a tight ass that is coveted by the loose ass inmates. Citing rule "e," the Democrat inmate understands the plight of the loose ass inmates. There are no women for sex.

Therefore, the Democrat inmate spreads ass willingly, and that is not rape..

So, most inmates are republicans.
 
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