Who is BlackShanglan and why is he here?

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Gonna have to go with Sean on this one. Someone served Ishmael a few finely shaved slices of his own ass and now...

"It's Crusade time!"

It's fucking hilarious how much LT and Ish have in common.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

And now Schizo has arrived, too.

Almost all the vengeance-seeking crabs have crawled right into the barrel.

Almost.

 

[garbage can]

I thought I'd drop in.

Anything new going on in this thread?...

 

[phrodeau]

Not so much, just LT bitching about being called a nigger.

I think it might get interesting if we attempt to define "nigger" in the context of this board. For example, since LT nearly always uses black letters in his posts, can we say that he writes "nigger words"?

 

[garbage can]

Not so much, just LT bitching about being called a nigger.

I think it might get interesting if we attempt to define "nigger" in the context of this board. For example, since LT nearly always uses black letters in his posts, can we say that he writes "nigger words"?

*chuckle*

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Not so much, just LT bitching about being called a nigger.

I think it might get interesting if we attempt to define "nigger" in the context of this board. For example, since LT nearly always uses black letters in his posts, can we say that he writes "nigger words"?

Oh my God, it's an idiocy arms race and Phrodeau is winning.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I thought I'd drop in.

Anything new going on in this thread?...

Just a bunch of sunlight-deprived GBers claiming it's wrong to take offense at being called a racial slur.

 

[Recidiva]

All of this interest for li'l old me?

Ishmael, dear, you shouldn't have. Or if you did, you should have guessed more accurately.

I admit it, you're my alt.

And everybody stop calling me he.

 

[sophieloves]

I admit it, you're my alt.

And everybody stop calling me he.

no way - i've been reading their poetry. man! such skill

 

[Recidiva]

<raised eyebrow> Okay, interesting...

Don't suppose you could explain exactly what you think the horsey's done? I'm afraid your subtlety has gone right past me; I must not be in on the conspiracy.

Damn, and I always miss out on the good ones!

The Earl

You're my alt too.

 

[Recidiva]

no way - i've been reading their poetry. man! such skill

Not a man!

Get it right!

 

[Recidiva]

Damn, Shang... and I thought you were finished raising all that hell.

They had to kick BS out of Cali ya know... all those mares rioting at Del Mar, taking over the infield and stealing beer out of the cups of poor, sad overweight men with nothing to live for in the wake of the fourth race...

Sexiest stallion out of Philly since Rocky Balboa.

Dammit, I've got to stop posting. That's my third alt.

I'm outing myself today.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Damn, it's Joe's fuckin Crab Shack up in here.

 

[phrodeau]

Just a bunch of sunlight-deprived GBers claiming it's wrong to take offense at being called a racial slur.

You're welcome to take all the offense you want to, but when you raise a threat of violence against a word, you're overreacting. It doesn't matter what hood you're from, the "N-Bomb" doesn't justify assault.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

You're welcome to take all the offense you want to, but when you raise a threat of violence against a word, you're overreacting. It doesn't matter what hood you're from, the "N-Bomb" doesn't justify assault.

Dentists would make their living off fools like you if you would only have the balls to test your theory.

 

[phrodeau]

Dentists would make their living off fools like you if you would only have the balls to test your theory.

So you say.

Haven't you noticed that you're the only one saying it?

 

[bronzeage]

Dentists would make their living off fools like you if you would only have the balls to test your theory.

Dentists have never made any money because of you, except for your twice a year check up.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

So you say.

Haven't you noticed that you're the only one saying it?

So?

 

[phrodeau]

So?

So there you are, ready to punch out anyone who calls you a nigger.

Here's a test for your "theory": wear a t-shirt that says, "if you call me a nigger, I'll knock your teeth out", and see how many folks on the street take you up on it.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

So there you are, ready to punch out anyone who calls you a nigger.

Here's a test for your "theory": wear a t-shirt that says, "if you call me a nigger, I'll knock your teeth out", and see how many folks on the street take you up on it.

Only if you provide videotape of you calling a black man a nigger to his face.

Deal?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

So now let me explain to you morons exactly how you ruined your credibility once again.

You've said that it's okay to call someone a nigger if you really dislike what they have to say, but they're playing the racial pity card if they call you on it.

That's why so many people see you as flaming idiots and why you have no life outside of Lit.

 

[Ishmael]

Let's get a little real here.

First of all this dude talks to himself in the third person alternate specie. Clever literary technique used by Rodger Zelazny, Peirs Anthony, and Andre Norton (AKA Alice Mary Norton). Anthony did it best in his Orn/Omnivore series.

Next of all he alludes to my trolling him.

OK, my reputation on this board is such that I have to resort to alts or anonomous characters to desguise who I am to say what I think?

No my hallucinatory friend. If I needed an alt to confront you this thread wouldn't exist at all. And never having read anything you wrote, I'm in a poor position to critique. Meaning I'm not going to read anything you've written at all at this point. You're hallucinations have obviated that option.

You've written quite enough on the board for me to get a flavor of your talents. And I have to admit, you have talent. You'd do well in the Gothic Romance genre'.

You presume to know my motivations. You don't. You may only know some things that modify my trajectory. And even there you can't be certain. (Oh, did I tap your foot?)

From my standpoint you picked a poor AV and persona. Having relatively recently gotten rid of a wife and a stable of 7 horses, I'm very familiar with equines. Hell, goes back to my father training standard breds when I was a kid. Riding broncs in El Paso. Started shoveling horse shit at four and learning to stick the pitch fork in the ass of a recalcirant animal shortly thereafter.

Beasts of burden are just beasts of burden. Or food.

Ishmael

 

[Cade Is Here]

I admit it, you're my alt.

And everybody stop calling me he.

I thought I was your alt!

 

[Ishmael]

I thought I was your alt!

No, I'm YOU'RE alt.

Ishmael

 

[English Lady]

Let's get a little real here.

First of all this dude talks to himself in the third person alternate specie. Clever literary technique used by Rodger Zelazny, Peirs Anthony, and Andre Norton (AKA Alice Mary Norton). Anthony did it best in his Orn/Omnivore series.

Next of all he alludes to my trolling him.

OK, my reputation on this board is such that I have to resort to alts or anonomous characters to desguise who I am to say what I think?

No my hallucinatory friend. If I needed an alt to confront you this thread wouldn't exist at all. And never having read anything you wrote, I'm in a poor position to critique. Meaning I'm not going to read anything you've written at all at this point. You're hallucinations have obviated that option.

You've written quite enough on the board for me to get a flavor of your talents. And I have to admit, you have talent. You'd do well in the Gothic Romance genre'.

You presume to know my motivations. You don't. You may only know some things that modify my trajectory. And even there you can't be certain. (Oh, did I tap your foot?)

From my standpoint you picked a poor AV and persona. Having relatively recently gotten rid of a wife and a stable of 7 horses, I'm very familiar with equines. Hell, goes back to my father training standard breds when I was a kid. Riding broncs in El Paso. Started shoveling horse shit at four and learning to stick the pitch fork in the ass of a recalcirant animal shortly thereafter.

Beasts of burden are just beasts of burden. Or food.

Ishmael

Black Shanglan may just be a horse but I love that Horsey. The horse is witty, clever and kind as well as charming, wise and sexy.

I don't know the Horses Gender but if the horse wants to be completely anonymous in his/her/its dealings online, it hurts no one.

Oh, and Shanglan has one of the most recognised "voices" on the AH, I really don't think a horse is capable of doing the alt thing, they are, after all, only a simple beast of burden.