Who do you love?
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Bert Notorius
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cue the heavy drum back beat.
i've got a tombstone hand and a graveyard mind...
i've got a tombstone hand and a graveyard mind...
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Bert Notorius
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there's really only one thing that can melt my heart and she's hooked on 5 little monkeys jumping on the bed.
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Damn monkeys.
LTR for being willing to go in new directions when not otherwise engaged/
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My fiance, my family, his family, my friends, our cats, our dog
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I love my man, my kids, and my Mum.
That's about it.
I 'care' about some other people, but I wouldn't call it love.
And I sure as heck don't love things. Although my new coffee pod machine gets pretty close to being loved when I wake up at 4-30 and it's minus 4 degrees!
That's about it.
I 'care' about some other people, but I wouldn't call it love.
And I sure as heck don't love things. Although my new coffee pod machine gets pretty close to being loved when I wake up at 4-30 and it's minus 4 degrees!
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lolyou only love yourself
Well, yes! I kinda have to - I'm stuck with myself for life!
Can you imagine how miserable I would be if I hated me?
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Ishmael
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Apparently you're the first to catch the drift, or the first to make a declaration one way or the other.
You catch a lot of shit WQ, but you are you. And that's worthy of love too in today's world.
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Thankyou
I can't be anyone but me - life's too damn short to spend time trying to be something you're not.
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I think I hear Ish singing.
"To all the girls I loved before
Who I could not get my cock up for.
I'm sad they came along
to see my soggy schlong
All the girls I loved before.
To all the girls I could not schtup
because I cannot get it up
I'm sorry that my pud
just hangs there like a dud
When I try to use it, yup.
To all the girls who fell for it
I'm glad I got to touch your tit
And post here about you
As if my Johnson grew
For all the girls I loved before"
"To all the girls I loved before
Who I could not get my cock up for.
I'm sad they came along
to see my soggy schlong
All the girls I loved before.
To all the girls I could not schtup
because I cannot get it up
I'm sorry that my pud
just hangs there like a dud
When I try to use it, yup.
To all the girls who fell for it
I'm glad I got to touch your tit
And post here about you
As if my Johnson grew
For all the girls I loved before"
CHNOPS
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Thankyou
I can't be anyone but me - life's too damn short to spend time trying to be something you're not.
Classic.
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You know what's cute about your little ditty re limp dicks?
The fact that you completely forget that one day, you will be an old, wrinkled, limp-dicked man yourself!
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Oh, I wasn't trying to help anyone.
I was more sitting here giggling at the thought of you forlornly looking down at your incredibly large penis, lamenting the fact that it simply wasn't working any more.
I picture you as one of the Grumpy Old Men from the BBC series, bitching about everything to do with old age.
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