Who do you look like?

[Endlessly]

*L* She's thinner though, and that was before my haircut. Jade baby, I'll have to show you one now that my hair's all funky.. Actually, I've got this skirt and blouse combo my friends call my 'anime schoolgirl' outfit-- a friend of mine who draws anime-style wants me to take some pics in it so he can draw me.

Deborah, I remember those Lit pics, and Elisabeth Shue has nothing on you.

 

[Lovely Latina]

Fun thread!

I gotta tell ya...I've got some really interesting images of alot of you swimming about in my head after reading this thread. And some of my mental images were RIGHT ON, too. *winks at Laurel*

I really don't look like anyone famous (I think), but the people who have told me that I looked like a certain celebrity most likely only did so to get something from me.

And it worked.


Everytime.


Here's what those self-serving people had to say (on their way to the optometrist's office):

Selena...ummm, she's dead and decaying, right?

Jennifer Lopez...LMAO! (Sorry to disappoint, but uhmmm...no)

Jennifer Lopez as Selena...(see line directly above)

Jennifer Lopez on crack...Ok...now we're gettin' JUST a tad closer...I *do* have a crack

If Appolonia (from Purple Rain) and Lisa Lisa (from Cult Jam) had a baby...I lost my virginity to that pitiful line. Can ya believe it!? Shyah.

Gillian Anderson...Okay...not really, but I so wanna do Laurel that I can taste it. *licks lips*

Katherine Zeta-Jones' upper lip...LOL! My office manager actually told me that when I smiled, that I had Katherine's upper lip from the movie Entrapment. My office manager is 64 and blind as a bat, but I still think that's about the best damn compliment I've ever had. Mrs. Zeta-Douglas is the epitome of classic natural beauty to me. Someone could tell me that I remind them of her left pinky toe and I'd be beaming all day.

Truth is...though I sincerely appreciate these blind people for trying to be nice to me, I REALLY don't look like any of the above. I think that not knowing what each other looks like adds to the mystique and the fantasies that we have about each other. Although...I have seen a couple pictures of some of you and that has added to the fantasy as well...so ummm nevermind.

Hmmmmm...maybe I should send a pic to Jade and let her tell me who I look like.

 

[Guest]

or maybe Matthew

Send the pic to me LL....I'll let ya know!

If I get a sex change will ya wanna be my lesbo lover? Huh? will ya? I like being a guy but I might just consider changing if it would get me into LL's erotic embraces!

I have been called the above mentioned twins, also Tom Petty, Eric Brittingham, Dana Strum and by one VERY inebriated (obviously so) dude, Richard Petty.

Just glad no one has said I look like Garth from Wayne's World!

 

[Guest]

swimming???

I also have images of you in my head LL.....but you ain't swimming

 

[Lovely Latina]

Doooo I....do I looooove you baaaaybay....

I'm ready to test that "blonde theory" if you are.

 

[Laurel]

Gillian Anderson...Okay...not really, but I so wanna do Laurel that I can taste it. *licks lips*

Get in line, babe.

 

[Jade]

Re: Fun thread!

Mrs. Zeta-Douglas is the epitome of classic natural beauty to me. Someone could tell me that I remind them of her left pinky toe and I'd be beaming all day.

Hmmmmm...maybe I should send a pic to Jade and let her tell me who I look like.

LL, you know what? I have always sort of pictured you like her! And I totally agree that she is completely the bomb in the looks department: a "classic beauty." And I can picture you resembling her all the way! Recently in a cosmo poll, women across the country voted hers as the "best body in the biz."

And yes maybe you really should send me a pic!

I would be honored to say the least, just as I was with Endlessly.

Speaking of, I still haven't sent mine to Endlessly but am going to soon I promise!

 

[Weird Harold]

I look like my late father, and three of my four brothers.

I'd look like all four of them, if the youngest would just lose about 100 lbs. <G>

 

[Guest]

Hey man!!!

What's wrong with lookin like me?

Gunnar and Matthew, you guys are so lame...
You're not worthy, you're not worthy!

...and bugs bunny WAS hot when he dressed like a girl bunny!

 

[Thumper]

Great answer!!!

Gillian Anderson...Okay...not really, but I so wanna do Laurel that I can taste it. *licks lips*

Get in line, babe.

That so totally rocks! I love a confident woman!

*gettin in line*

 

[Lovely Latina]

Oh no no no....

LL, you know what? I have always sort of pictured you like her!

Oh Jade, honey, now I'm afraid to send you my picture because it's gonna wreck that great image you have of me in your mind. *sigh* I don't look like Catherine (spelled her name wrong the first time, I think) Zeta-Jones...well...maybe just a little in the left tit, but the only resemblence would most likely be having long, dark hair like she does. (Oh...and her upper smiley lip thingamajiggy.) But that's about it.

Besides...if I looked like her, do you think I'd be HERE posting at 11:45 on a Friday night? Nuh-UH! I'd be.....ummmm.....uhhhhhh.....well ummm.....not here. That much I know. (No offense to everyone that's here, btw. *lol*)

But I'll tell ya vhut. If you'd be so kind to honor ME with a picture of yourself, (you have a MOST beautiful profile, btw ), then I'd be willing to risk disappointing ya and chuck ya back a mug of myself.

Luv ya's,

LL

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Hey how do I get in on this pic thing with my favourite beautiful women...

LL ... you know I want it.
Jade ... I even have the Labrynth CD! btw Dont watch the end bit when you are drunk!

Everyone knows that I am ugly so that shouldn't be a problem... I will just send different pics.

Da Chef

 

[Jade]

Re: Oh no no no....

LL, you know what? I have always sort of pictured you like her!

Oh Jade, honey, now I'm afraid to send you my picture because it's gonna wreck that great image you have of me in your mind.
But I'll tell ya vhut. If you'd be so kind to honor ME with a picture of yourself, (you have a MOST beautiful profile, btw ), then I'd be willing to risk disappointing ya and chuck ya back a mug of myself.

Luv ya's,

LL

LL: It's a deal... scanner will be up in a few days so I can make you a recent one or send you one from hs (which had already been scanned) I look pretty much the same but have no bangs... let me know!
And I won't be disappointed! NO one EVER looks how people tell them they look!
Gosh I hope you don't see me and run away screaming!



CHEF: YOU are a total cutie pie! I love your pic. What the f@#@ are you talking about?

 

[Lovely Latina]

Frijoles Frios, Jade!

(Translation: Cool beans, Jade! Oh no wait..."frio" means "cold" in Spanish, huh? Cold beans? Well shit.)

Anywaaaays...

It's a deal! You can send me whatever pic you like, hon, and I'll gladly return the punishment. I was saving my infamous bikini shot for Laurel (my email inbox is just FULL of letters of her beggin' for it, ya know), but JUST for you, I'd send ya one of these 50 life-size cut-outs I had made. (Hey...it was a "2-for-1 special" at Kinko's!) They make great "passengers" for driving in the car-pool lane...or a nice door mat...or even an interesting centerpiece for your family get togethers. *shrug*

Oh...and don't forget Endlessly's copy of your pic, too! She's been waiting oh so patiently.


(PS--Hi Cheffy...you gorgeous hunka chunka Svedish meatball you!)

 

[Endlessly]

Speaking of two-for-one deals, LL, can I get your pic too?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I am still trying to establish who put in orders for what.... someone help me out?

 

[Docgtvt]

before i grew my beard and 'stash, i was told by several people that i looked like michael caine with dark hair.
never really thought so myself...






"stepped in what???"

 

[Thumper]

Me too! Me too!

I hereby request a picture of the muchachas muy bonita aka Lovely Latina and Jade and Endlessly(and any other ladies that wanna share )...Love the profile shot Jade. Excellent photography...

 

[Jade]

Frijoles Frios, Jade!

(Translation: Cool beans, Jade! Oh no wait..."frio" means "cold" in Spanish, huh? Cold beans? Well shit.)

Anywaaaays...

It's a deal! You can send me whatever pic you like, hon, and I'll gladly return the punishment. I was saving my infamous bikini shot for Laurel (my email inbox is just FULL of letters of her beggin' for it, ya know), but JUST for you, I'd send ya one of these 50 life-size cut-outs I had made. (Hey...it was a "2-for-1 special" at Kinko's!) They make great "passengers" for driving in the car-pool lane...or a nice door mat...or even an interesting centerpiece for your family get togethers. *shrug*

Oh...and don't forget Endlessly's copy of your pic, too! She's been waiting oh so patiently.


(PS--Hi Cheffy...you gorgeous hunka chunka Svedish meatball you!)

LL,

Try "frijoles frescos"
(could also mean "fresh in some latin speaking countries but also "cool" hehe ... of course since they won't be familiar with the expression.... hahahaa)

Okay then, this picture thing is gonna happen!
Since I have been keeping you two waiting sooo incredibly long, especially the very patient Endlessly, I am going to go ahead and send some slightly fuzzy hs pics and then once I have a newer one, I will send it to you both for review before I submit it here... sound bueno?


THUMPER:

AHHHH!! Thanks, and yes he is very talented with photography even though it is just a hobby. He is not talking to me anymore unfortunately, otherwise I would get more like that.

 

[Endlessly]

A sidenote..

Jade is a HOTTIE!

Thanks for the pics, hon.

 

[Xander]

Another side note

And you know what Endlessly. She can sing......Oh man can she sing. I kid you not.

Thanks for the tunes Jade

 

[Jade]

THEY are just saying that to be nice and butter me up....

It worked.

Thanks for the ego boosters you two!
I TOTALLY needed that!!

Luv you guys; you are the best.

 

[Endlessly]

Jade, why have -I- not heard this voice of yours, huh? Send me something.. I might return the favor.

 

[Lovely Latina]

Okay...I just received Jade's pics about 10 minutes ago and I must agree with Endlessly...she's ABSOLUTELY adorable! Just like I knew she'd be! Ya just wanna run up and hug the crapola outta her with that big, beautiful smile! LOL

Thank you soo soo much, hon.

(Btw...check your mail, Jade...there's a slew of pics waitin' for ya.)

Endlessly...I just got your email about 2 minutes ago. Your pics are on the way!

Oh...and I, too, have some MP3 demo's of moiself singing (and also of me shredding on electric guitar) if you guys wanna trade. Jade...I'd really love to hear that voice of yours!

Xanman...I finally got a chance to listen to your music here on the site this past weekend. I was incredibly impressed, hon!

 

[Endlessly]

*grin* You've got mail, LL. And I'd be willing to trade MP3s or somesuch.. Do you have any objections to gospel? *LOL*

I -told- you guys Jade is a cutie pie.. And I'm betting LL is too, just gotta wait and see! *grin*