who AND HOW i want to fuck here

[paganangel]

there have been plenty of lists of who we'd like to meet, or fuck, or kiss, or whatever, but none acknowleging that every person is different and they both elicit differrent desires and respond to different acts...here goes....

ruby....face down in the pillow. hair pulling tit grabbing, thigh scratching, face smacking, shoulder biting, skin tasting FUCKING!


amelia...missionary. start out slow and then, well there's just no other word for it...bouncy. i want to see your hair and titties bounce under me. and i want to kiss you full on the mouth when we cum.

pagan cowgirl....a weekend of seriously hurting each other, wth good oral massages in between. boots....heels...shit baby, iwant you to use fucking spurs on me. we will totallytake turns working each other.

honeylick...just bend over and take it like a slut.

more to cum.

 

[Guest]

 

[lobito]

I better make a fucking list soon!

 

[Guest]

I better make a fucking list soon!

Me too!

 

[Calamity Jane]

pagan cowgirl....a weekend of seriously hurting each other, wth good oral massages in between. boots....heels...shit baby, iwant you to use fucking spurs on me. we will totallytake turns working each other.

Ok, but since I have a strict no spurs in bed policy, we'll have to be kind of creative about the location.

 

[paganangel]

oh ummm, wow

oh, don't worry...u r on another list. unfortunately it's the "why bother because they are too into their marriages?" list.

 

[Guest]

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Lists...

 

[seXieleXie]

"a weekend of seriously hurting each other"

damn, i didn't know you were into that kinda thing p.a.

 

[Shingen]

And yet another list I won't be on...

 

[Cleopatra]

And yet another list I won't be on...

Do you *want* to be on this list Shingen??

 

[SpiceCake]

And yet another list I won't be on...

Don't bet on that one, baby!

 

[Shingen]

Do you *want* to be on this list Shingen??

Can I be on yours?

 

[Shingen]

Don't bet on that one, baby!

lol

I think I've been on a list once, and I can't remember what for.

 

[Cleopatra]

Can I be on yours?

IF I had such a list, and I'm not saying I do, there's a better than average chance you would be on it.

*grin* Of Course!

 

[Shingen]

IF I had such a list, and I'm not saying I do, there's a better than average chance you would be on it.

*grin* Of Course!

Kewl, I'm better than average!!! At least I'm not below average. In fact I know I'm not below average, I checked with a ruler. Wait, what are we talking about? lol

 

[Cleopatra]

Kewl, I'm better than average!!! At least I'm not below average. In fact I know I'm not below average, I checked with a ruler. Wait, what are we talking about? lol

Which brings *up* the topic, do you measure from the front, or from the back? If from the back, how far back?

I keep saying there needs to be an international standard for this sort of thing, but no one listens...

 

[breakwall]

Which brings *up* the topic, do you measure from the front, or from the back? If from the back, how far back?

I keep saying there needs to be an international standard for this sort of thing, but no one listens...

HEY that's RIGHT!!!

I can never figure out what the Olympic Regulations state...In one case I'm like PornoMan...but on the flip side...Joe average.

I sure hope the regulations get sorted out in my favour...then I'm getting some red Jammies with a big P on front...

(for PornoMan...keep up people)

 

[Shingen]

Which brings *up* the topic, do you measure from the front, or from the back? If from the back, how far back?

I keep saying there needs to be an international standard for this sort of thing, but no one listens...

I measure from the base at the front.

Hey, can you do me a favor? Can you show me a nudie pic so that I can go measure at "full throttle?" lol

 

[Cleopatra]

then I'm getting some red Jammies with a big P on front...

(for PornoMan...keep up people)

Isn't keeping up your job?

(As PornoMan, of course)

 

[Cleopatra]

I measure from the base at the front.

Hey, can you do me a favor? Can you show me a nudie pic so that I can go measure at "full throttle?" lol

Sorry, I don't have any, if you can believe that. I shouldn't even say that aloud, they'll take away my license to post.

 

[Shingen]

Sorry, I don't have any, if you can believe that. I shouldn't even say that aloud, they'll take away my license to post.

Darn, I guess my lil ploy didn't work. Then I won't show you my nudie picture. lol. Then again, I don't want you to run away from the horror either, so never mind. lol

 

[Cleopatra]

Darn, I guess my lil ploy didn't work. Then I won't show you my nudie picture. lol. Then again, I don't want you to run away from the horror either, so never mind. lol

I prefer headshots to bodyshots anyway.

Plus, with a headshot, you know they're not getting up.


ba dum dum.

 

[Shingen]

I prefer headshots to bodyshots anyway.

Plus, with a headshot, you know they're not getting up.


ba dum dum.

LOL


Someday, I'll show my ugly mug here...but not today. lol

Hey, have a goodnight. I'm turning in for the night. I'm bushed.

 

[Cleopatra]

LOL


Someday, I'll show my ugly mug here...but not today. lol

Hey, have a goodnight. I'm turning in for the night. I'm bushed.

Hugs babe. You're on the list.