Which Would Spoil First:

[Laurel]

Easy Cheese or Fruit Rollups?

 

[lovetoread]

Fruit Roll Ups.

 

[J.B.]

the cheese?


Am I right? Do I get a prize?

 

[Nora]

I'm thinking it's a safe bet that cockroaches will rule the planet before either spoil.

 

[Laurel]

Which would cockroaches prefer: Easy Cheese or Fruit Rollups?

 

[lovetoread]

Fruit Rollups.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Which would cockroaches prefer?

Those paperbags you keep by the side of the microwave.

 

[Laurel]

Which would you rather eat: Fruit Rollups or the bags you keep by the microwave?

 

[April]

The microwave.

 

[lovetoread]

Gosh darn it,the fruit roll up is nector from the gods.

Right there next to the lays bbq chips.

 

[Rambling Rose]

You can work up quite a little cockroach buffet by scraping down the sides of your microwave.

 

[lisalove]

I would rather eat hard cheese, but I see that's not an option.

I wonder if the cockroaches would be tricked by fruit roll-ups sprayed with ammonia? And then would they develop super powers of immunity and eventually take over. I really wonder.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Have you been watching Mimic again?

 

[phrodeau]

If we can turn to more basic chemistry for a moment, there's a desperate question on another thread:

Is sodium carbonate more soluble in water or cyclohexane?

 

[Laurel]

Not sure.

Maybe this will help

Procedure:
Part A: The Solubility of Some Substances.
Test the solubility of sodium carbonate, naphthalene and barium sulfate in two
different solvents, water and cyclohexane. Water is a polar solvent.
Cyclohexane is a non-polar solvent.
1. Clean six small test tubes.
2. Place a pea-sized quantity of each solid in the appropriate test tube. (See the
reference tubes taped to the hood.)
3. Add 3 mL of solvent. Stopper and shake vigorously. Use a rubber stopper NOT
YOUR THUMB! Record your observations.
4. Dispose all cyclohexane samples (mixtures and solutions) in the organic waste jar.
Aqueous solutions may be placed in the sink with excess water.
Part B: Miscibility of Liquids
Using water, determine the number of drops in 0.5 mL. Then measure the liquids
by counting drops.
1. Clean 3 small test tubes.
2. Add 0.5 mL water and 0.5 mL of isopropyl alcohol to the first tube.
3. Stopper, shake vigorously and observe. Are the liquids miscible?
4. Repeat the procedure with the other two sets of liquids.
5. Dispose of liquids in organic waste container.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Laurel is fucking brilliant! Now why don't I have my own advice column yet?

 

[Laurel]

I don't know. You should.

Answer me this: what would you rather eat - Easy Cheese or Velveeta?

 

[tortoise]

Easy Cheese is ambrosial.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Velveeta was the name of my first band.

 

[Agent99]

Easy Cheese would make a great porn name.

Unless you're lactose intolerant.

 

[WaxNWane]

Artificial cheese is demonic in any form. Cheese is too good to touch that yellow mystery spooge.

And fruit rollups can't possibly be digestible. They should branch out into dental dams, though.

 

[Laurel]

I love cheese - real and artificial. Anything cheeselike is cool with me.

On the real cheese front, which would make a better escape rope: Provolone or Mozzarella?

 

[Never]

Provolone.

Which is more holy, The Bible or Swiss?

 

[Laurel]

Swiss, definitely. I can see right through it.

Can you say Swiss without a smile?

I can't.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Easy Cheese or Fruit Rollups?

The cheese, it has to be the cheese. These other questions are beyond me.