Which Would Spoil First:

[Pyper]

Easy cheese is best with salsa on a wheat cracker. Yum.

 

[Private Vasquez]

A Twinkie outlasts them all.

If you frost the Twinkie with Easy Cheese and wrap it in the Fruit Rollup, not only do you have a delicious treat, you'll extend your life by at least 3 minutes.

 

[Pyper]

Every once and while I fool myself into thinking that Twinkies are edible. Then, when I bite into them and nearly hurl, I am once again starkly brought back to reality.

 

[LordMagicMan]

What do you mean spoil? Easy cheese has a half life. It doesnt spoil...

 

[Never]

Laurel:
"Swiss, definitely. I can see right through it.

Can you say Swiss without a smile?

I can't."

I can.
Did you know that before cheese there was no right and wrong, only strong and weak?

Being on this board teaches me so much.

 

[Pyper]

Did you know that before cheese there was no right and wrong, only strong and weak?

Sounds like the introduction to some epic film...

 

[Never]

The Life of Brain, mayhaps?