Which Would Spoil First:

A Twinkie outlasts them all.

If you frost the Twinkie with Easy Cheese and wrap it in the Fruit Rollup, not only do you have a delicious treat, you'll extend your life by at least 3 minutes.
 
Every once and while I fool myself into thinking that Twinkies are edible. Then, when I bite into them and nearly hurl, I am once again starkly brought back to reality.
 
Laurel:
"Swiss, definitely. I can see right through it.

Can you say Swiss without a smile?

I can't."


I can.
Did you know that before cheese there was no right and wrong, only strong and weak?

Being on this board teaches me so much.
 
Never said:

Did you know that before cheese there was no right and wrong, only strong and weak?

Sounds like the introduction to some epic film...
 
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