badasschick
doing it to fuck with you
- Joined
- Apr 7, 2002
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So I was asked out twice yesterday, and I'm still wondering.... do I choose one, both or neither.
Contestant #1.
Pros:
Nice looking
Could kick some ass if he had to
Bilingual
Cons:
has no game
a quote from our first meeting: "Can I be your friend?"
(I shit you not folks, he really said this)
Contestant #2
Pros:
Cleans up nice
Bold as fuck
Resembles Mr. Diesel a lot
Cons:
At our first meeting he approached me wearing a tux (it was a formal event) with a glass of champagne in hand whilst munching on a cream puff. I can only say its hard to take a guy kicking game to you seriously
with a mouth full of cream puff.
3rd Option:
Blow off the both of them and go drinking with the dudes.
I'm leaning towards #3.
I don't know if I have the patience to deal with someone new tonight.
I curse the HCD for renewing my listing.
Contestant #1.
Pros:
Nice looking
Could kick some ass if he had to
Bilingual
Cons:
has no game
a quote from our first meeting: "Can I be your friend?"
(I shit you not folks, he really said this)
Contestant #2
Pros:
Cleans up nice
Bold as fuck
Resembles Mr. Diesel a lot
Cons:
At our first meeting he approached me wearing a tux (it was a formal event) with a glass of champagne in hand whilst munching on a cream puff. I can only say its hard to take a guy kicking game to you seriously
with a mouth full of cream puff.
3rd Option:
Blow off the both of them and go drinking with the dudes.
I'm leaning towards #3.
I don't know if I have the patience to deal with someone new tonight.
I curse the HCD for renewing my listing.