Which one of you put the hex on my house?

[Cheyenne]

You can take it off now! Please?

Yesterday it was the gopher/ground hog sighting. I still don't know which one it is that is under my deck.

At dawn this morning, it was something nawing at my wood in my ceiling/wall. On the second floor. The noise stopped when I got up to track it down. Sounded like a gerbil nawing on a cardboard roll.

Now my automatic sprinklers, which are set to run for an hour in the middle of the night, just went off in the backyard for all of 10 minutes. WTF?

 

[Lasher]

I have no doubt you brought this all on yourself when you started talking shit about "Caddyshack" on that other thread, Cheyenne.

I'll make it... Er, I'm sure whoever is responsible will make it stop once you explain to the world how you really do understand the profound significance of that movie.

Btw, maybe that gnawing sound you heard was a squirrel...

"Uh, hello Mr. Gopher. Yeah, it's me, Mr. Squirrel. Yeah, hi, just a harmless squirrel, not a plastic explosive or anything, nothing to be worried about. Yeah, I'm just here to make your last hours on earth as peaceful as possible. Yes, don't mind this, this is doctor's orders and so forth."

 

[Guest]

 

[Cheyenne]

You can take it off now! Please?

Yesterday it was the gopher/ground hog sighting. I still don't know which one it is that is under my deck.

At dawn this morning, it was something gnawing at my wood in my ceiling/wall. On the second floor. The noise stopped when I got up to track it down. Sounded like a gerbil gnawing on a cardboard roll.

Now my automatic sprinklers, which are set to run for an hour in the middle of the night, just went off in the backyard for all of 10 minutes. WTF?

Edited to fix damn spelling errors. I'm blaming those on the hex too.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Hexes Do Not Work Less You Believe!

LOL

Do you?

 

[LukkyKnight]

I cannot tell a lie. It wasn't me.


However, Bob Peale's been unaccounted for lately, and I think that's damnably suspicious behavior in this case.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

You can take it off now! Please?

That depends; how much are you willing to pay me to take it off?

 

[Cheyenne]

I have no doubt you brought this all on yourself when you started talking shit about "Caddyshack" on that other thread, Cheyenne.

I'll make it... Er, I'm sure whoever is responsible will make it stop once you explain to the world how you really do understand the profound significance of that movie.

Btw, maybe that gnawing sound you heard was a squirrel...

Yup, could be a squirrel because I have a few of those around, too.

And I'll never like that movie !!!!

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Hexes Do Not Work Less You Believe!

LOL

Do you?

Nah, not really. But it sounded like a good excuse!

 

[Guest]

I have no doubt you brought this all on yourself when you started talking shit about "Caddyshack" on that other thread, Cheyenne.

I'll make it... Er, I'm sure whoever is responsible will make it stop once you explain to the world how you really do understand the profound significance of that movie.

Btw, maybe that gnawing sound you heard was a squirrel...

"Uh, hello Mr. Gopher. Yeah, it's me, Mr. Squirrel. Yeah, hi, just a harmless squirrel, not a plastic explosive or anything, nothing to be worried about. Yeah, I'm just here to make your last hours on earth as peaceful as possible. Yes, don't mind this, this is doctor's orders and so forth."

This guy's funny!

Chey, you're bound to get a lashing from those that don't believe in hexes and stuff. so be careful.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I could give you Tangina's number. She's good with hexes.

 

[Lasher]

Yup, could be a squirrel because I have a few of those around, too.

And I'll never like that movie !!!!

Well, you had your chance... Watch out for the Gypsy Moths, lol. I think they're next.

 

[Guest]

Well, you had your chance... Watch out for the Gypsy Moths, lol. I think they're next.

Actually, they're all over the place in her area already.

 

[Lasher]

Actually, they're all over the place in her area already.

I move quick.

 

[hatara]

With me it was leaks hun. First weekend I was moved in 20 gallons of water came pouring out of the wall in less than a minute. They tell me on average 220 gallons of water a week or more emptied into my laundry room and kitchen. They installed the bathroom sink wrong and that leaked. My bf fixed the leaky shower thankfully.

That worked till the shower rod went through the wall from the water damage from the leak upstairs.

I say we call an exorcist!!!

 

[Cheyenne]

Actually, they're all over the place in her area already.

True! But not yet at MY house.

 

[Guest]

True! But not yet at MY house.

They're hard to find though - last year I removed thoudands of the catepillars from the golf course...

 

[Samuari]

They're hard to find though - last year I removed thoudands of the catepillars from the golf course...

Where did you put them?

 

[Beebeeblue]

I admit it.



Lasher did it.

 

[Beebeeblue]

Or was it Bruiser?



Blame Bruiser.

 

[Myrrdin]

You can take it off now! Please?

Yesterday it was the gopher/ground hog sighting. I still don't know which one it is that is under my deck.

At dawn this morning, it was something nawing at my wood in my ceiling/wall. On the second floor. The noise stopped when I got up to track it down. Sounded like a gerbil nawing on a cardboard roll.

Now my automatic sprinklers, which are set to run for an hour in the middle of the night, just went off in the backyard for all of 10 minutes. WTF?

Well the varmint could have been chewing on the house wiring.
The good news if he was , he,s probably eloctocuted hisself.
Bad news is, nothing smells worse than decaying varmint in your house walls.

ps. The old computer is still working anyway.

 

[Guest]

Where did you put them?

Under a large rock. Over and over. They oozed green, it was yucky.

 

[Cheyenne]

Under a large rock. Over and over. They oozed green, it was yucky.

EWWWWWW!!!