Which of your characters is least like you?

[EmilyMiller]

Here's my favourite blonde joke:

Q: How does a blonde spell "farm"?
A: E-I-E-I-O.

(And there goes my right to use the WIWAW acronym any time soon.)

Ms Morgan will be in touch soon. She’ll be discussing punitive damages.

 

[StillStunned]

I knew I should have kept my mouth shut.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I knew I should have kept my mouth shut.

And when she says damages…

https://public.ridingboots.net/forum-images/21842-ready-with-the-riding-crop.jpg

 

[samhasstories]

I feel suddenly compelled to make blonde jokes...

 

[StillStunned]

I feel suddenly compelled to make blonde jokes...

There, spank him instead!

 

[Djmac1031]

I feel suddenly compelled to make blonde jokes...

And when she says damages…

https://public.ridingboots.net/forum-images/21842-ready-with-the-riding-crop.jpg

It's all fun and games until somebody breaks out the crop...

 

[EmilyMiller]

And when she says damages…

https://public.ridingboots.net/forum-images/21842-ready-with-the-riding-crop.jpg

Is she wearing horse tack under her shirt?

 

[Djmac1031]

Is she wearing horse tack under her shirt?

Neigh.

 

[StillStunned]

Is she wearing horse tack under her shirt?

It looks like a kinky Minion to me.

 

[yowser]

Another way to frame this question is the theme of the 'anti-character' thread.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Another way to frame this question is the theme of the 'anti-character' thread.

Megan is my anti-character. I even make a kinda appearance in the story.

Emily

 

[M_K_Babalon]

What kinda cycling you do? I did a bit of mountain biking back in the day. Nothing too crazy.

Em

Right now I'm stuck using it as a neccessity, as much as I am a cyclist-- it fucking sucks. Other than that, casual, urban riding, depending on what bike I'm riding. I also ride with a group called Bike.Crews.Brews. I've never really done any kinda mountain biking, but I have a hardtail klunker on the back burner to build for mtbing, a Diamondback Drifter¹. Also have DK bmx frame waiting, to try that again.

Got like 16 bikes in various states, mostly frames. I built a single speed roadbike during covid, an 8X' Nishiki Prestige, needs a new crank arm. Right now my daily is an 85 Schwinn Prelude. I've got a 92 Giant Rincon currently with a flat, that's a ss street fighter. Unknown year Next LaJolla I converted to ss, needs tube and new crank, was my stepdads, setup like a boardtracker or salt flat bike. My old daily, a 87 Schwinn High Sierra needs a new back wheel and front derailure- another street fighter. Those are the most RTR or nearly complete bikes. Oh and a unknown year Huffy Koza I plan on selling.

I like vintage rigid mtbs, old roadbikes, and beach cruisers. Kinda wanna get down to like seven bikes, or so; the three mtbs, two cruisers, bmx, ss, two roadbikes, and maybe try fixie again.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Right now I'm stuck using it as a neccessity, as much as I am a cyclist-- it fucking sucks. Other than that, casual, urban riding, depending on what bike I'm riding. I also ride with a group called Bike.Crews.Brews. I've never really done any kinda mountain biking, but I have a hardtail klunker on the back burner to build for mtbing, a Diamondback Drifter¹. Also have DK bmx frame waiting, to try that again.

Got like 16 bikes in various states, mostly frames. I built a single speed roadbike during covid, an 8X' Nishiki Prestige, needs a new crank arm. Right now my daily is an 85 Schwinn Prelude. I've got a 92 Giant Rincon currently with a flat, that's a ss street fighter. Unknown year Next LaJolla I converted to ss, needs tube and new crank, was my stepdads, setup like a boardtracker or salt flat bike. My old daily, a 87 Schwinn High Sierra needs a new back wheel and front derailure- another street fighter. Those are the most RTR or nearly complete bikes. Oh and a unknown year Huffy Koza I plan on selling.

I like vintage rigid mtbs, old roadbikes, and beach cruisers. Kinda wanna get down to like seven bikes, or so; the three mtbs, two cruisers, bmx, ss, two roadbikes, and maybe try fixie again.

Wow! I’m not on your league. Have a used Trek hard tail, which I got cheap. Haven’t used it in a while.

 

[FreyaGersemi]

I have your stuff on my [long] reading backlog. Will tell you what I think when I do .

Devinter told me that my Valentine's story is my best, yet, so maybe start there? But whatever! I would just be super excited to hear your thoughts on my little assemblage of words.

 

[JuanSeiszFitzHall]

Howard Ashby in “A Happy SAD Story, With Sex.”

https://literotica.com/s/a-happy-sad-story-with-sex

He’s an old cis het white guy. So am I. Howard is irascible, blunt, has no use for sentiment, and has never suffered fools. Clearly my polar opposite. I am sweet, gentle, emotionally sappy, and loved by everyone I meet. If that isn’t true, then my real-life name isn’t Juan Seisz FitzHall.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

Probably Ellie in Homesick Halloween. About my age, but she's Welsh, petite, a bit shy and quiet, sweet and nice rather than a sarcastic defensive bitch, heterosexual and non-kinky, etc.

In some ways I'm more like the Witness from Londoner Calling - an immortal genderless hellbeing who gets sniffy about changes to London's architecture...