If Wes Anderson Directed the Movie of your Story

[EmilyMiller]

There are a gazillion YTs out there - like if Wes Anderson Directed Star Wars, or The Godfather… What if he directed one of your stories.

American Empirical Pictures &
Indian Paintbrush
present:

Celestial Shenanigans

Written and Directed by Wes Anderson

based on the novella

Heaven & Hole by Emily Miller​

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Cast (in order of appearance)

Scarlett Johansson - Emma & Lily White

Cate Blanchett - Lucy Morningstar

Rupert Friend - Oúriēl

Saorise Ronan - Whitney

Jason Schwartzman - Andy

Tilda Swinton - Miss Shapiro

Owen Wilson - Tommy

Jeffrey Wright - Bobby

Mathieu Amalric - Jean-Michel

Lyna Khoudri - Elena (OK if Tony Revolori can play any ethnicity, so can she)

Ralph Fiennes - Ethan

Bill Murray - man on train (for no apparent reason)

Adrien Brody - Salvador Dali (I know that’s a Woody Allen movie - talk to Wes)

 

[EmilyMiller]

I really need to sleep…

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If David Fincher directed porn;

1. Ten [inches] (Erotic Couplings)
2. Girlfight Club (Fetish)
3. The Curious Case of Pressing My Button (Lesbian)

If Chris Nolan directed porn:

1. The Black Cock Rises (Interracial)
2. Insemination (Fetish)
3. Intofellas (Gay Male)

If Yorgos Lanthimos directed porn… oh wait!

 

[Deadbed1968]

I want David Cronenberg to direct mine. He’ll make it way more twisted than it actually is!

 

[EmilyMiller]

I want David Cronenberg to direct mine. He’ll make it way more twisted than it actually is!

I can beat that, David Lynch

 

[Deadbed1968]

I can beat that, David Lynch

Imagine if they teamed up!

 

[EmilyMiller]

Imagine if they teamed up!

Emily

 

[Deadbed1968]

Emily

Maybe throw John Carpenter in for good measure

 

[EmilyMiller]

Maybe throw John Carpenter in for good measure

The alternative three amigos!

 

[Rob_Royale]

On order to do my work justice it would need to be directed by someone like Uwe Boll and performed by the biggest cast of Hollywood has-beens and nearly-weres in cinema history.

 

[EmilyMiller]

On order to do my work justice it would need to be directed by someone like Uwe Boll and performed by the biggest cast of Hollywood has-beens and nearly-weres in cinema history.

That’s so funny

 

[Trubbycat]

My life story would be directed by Ed Wood with a budget of tens of dollars.

 

[EmilyMiller]

My life story would be directed by Ed Wood with a budget of tens of dollars.

So we are getting into how low can you go

Emily

 

[JuanSeiszFitzHall]

First, I'd have to write a story that starts with Gypsy Cab pulling up in front of the 375th Street Y.

 

[EmilyMiller]

First, I'd have to write a story that starts with Gypsy Cab pulling up in front of the 375th Street Y.

Well, what are you waiting for?

Gypsy Cabs always makes me .

Emily