Marketing Strategies (it works for either gender - just insert the appropriate one as it fits)
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
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You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends approaches her, points at you says,
"He's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.
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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You
open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.
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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
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You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends approaches her, points at you says,
"He's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.
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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You
open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.
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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
