which ancient god are you?

[glamorilla]

Egyptian:

http://selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=egyptiangods


Greek:

http://selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=atlantisgames


i got zeus as my main choice for greek god which surprised me.

i got bast a my number one choice for egyptian...which didn't...(i was expecting pan or dionysius as my greek match...)

 

[Rhys]

I got Zeus too

 

[k¡tty]

Egyptian - Isis

Greek - Athena -

Athena, the goddess of wisdom, war, crafts, protector of cities, war heroes, Athens, creator of the flute and the olive tree, and Zeus' favorite child, is perhaps one of the most powerful immortals in Greek mythology. Her mother was Metis and her father was Zeus. Athena is the only child Zeus ever gave birth to besides Dionysius. She sprang out of his head fully dressed and armed when Zeus swallowed Metis, a Titaness, and from information conveyed to him by Gaia, learned that if the child of Metis was a boy, he would be overthrown.

 

[curious2c]

Egyptian...Thoth (whom I am going to have to look up and find out about now.)

Greek...Zeus. Hmmmm...


Edited to add:

Thoth...God of the Moon, Wisdom
Measurer of time
Inventor of writing and numbers
and the 365 day year.

 

[SuprSalor]

I got Dionysius, kinda suprised me to. Was expecting Poseidon.

 

[Nora]

Hathor? Who the fuck is Hathor? Is it good? Should I be happy?


My greek was Aphrodite, which is totally NOT me.


I WANT MY MONEY BACK, GLAM!!!

 

[Guru]

They're just trolling for email addresses. I would like to take the quiz, but I'm on enough junk mail lists.

 

[Sillyman]

Apparently Hermes.

 

[k¡tty]

They're just trolling for email addresses. I would like to take the quiz, but I'm on enough junk mail lists.

You don't have to put it down, it's only if you want the results mailed to you.

 

[Stormfang]

Ares - Ares is the god of war. He is known as a murderous, quarrelsome, vain, cruel, aggressive, and cowardly god. He rarely takes a permanent side in war, for the sight of blood shed is pure pleasure for him. It is said that his throne is covered with human skin. Ares also loves looting and slaughtering. But strangely enough, Aphrodite was attracted to him simply because he was handsome! Ares's parents are Zeus and Hera, and both of them are disgusted at Ares's hobby.

Damn skippy.

EDIT: Except for that coward part. Who the fuck wrote this? I don't recall reading anything in the old myths about Ares being a coward.

 

[Summery]

Athena

Athena, the goddess of wisdom, war, crafts, protector of cities, war heroes, Athens, creator of the flute and the olive tree, and Zeus' favorite child, is perhaps one of the most powerful immortals in Greek mythology. Her mother was Metis and her father was Zeus. Athena is the only child Zeus ever gave birth to besides Dionysius. She sprang out of his head fully dressed and armed when Zeus swallowed Metis, a Titaness, and from information conveyed to him by Gaia, learned that if the child of Metis was a boy, he would be overthrown.

 

[Monazwx]

Isis/Athena.

 

[Nora]

COW GODDESS???? HATHOR'S A FUCKING COW GODDESS??? <--this emoticon does not come CLOSE to expressing my anger.

Fuck that shit. Hey, hey Stormfangytypeperson? I'll trade ya Ares the coward for the fucking cow goddess!!?? C'mon. Whatcha say?

 

[Stormfang]

COW GODDESS???? HATHOR'S A FUCKING COW GODDESS??? <--this emoticon does not come CLOSE to expressing my anger.

Fuck that shit. Hey, hey Stormfangytypeperson? I'll trade ya Ares the coward for the fucking cow goddess!!?? C'mon. Whatcha say?

You'll have to fight me for it, Ms. Moo.

I wouldn't feel so bad. Haven't you heard the song "Cows With Guns"? Bovine can be badass.

 

[Rhys]

I was hoping for Orpheus.

 

[Rhys]

COW GODDESS???? HATHOR'S A FUCKING COW GODDESS??? <--this emoticon does not come CLOSE to expressing my anger.

Fuck that shit. Hey, hey Stormfangytypeperson? I'll trade ya Ares the coward for the fucking cow goddess!!?? C'mon. Whatcha say?

Moo!


*chuckles...runs away before Nora decks him*

 

[HeavyStick]

It kicked me off the site and said, "Go home corn holer" WTF

 

[Sillyman]

COW GODDESS???? HATHOR'S A FUCKING COW GODDESS??? <--this emoticon does not come CLOSE to expressing my anger.

Fuck that shit. Hey, hey Stormfangytypeperson? I'll trade ya Ares the coward for the fucking cow goddess!!?? C'mon. Whatcha say?

MOOOOOOOO!!! MOOOOOOO!!!

Oh no, another case of Mad Nora Disease!

 

[brunhilda]

Bast and Athena were my first choices.

 

[curious2c]

Moo!


*chuckles...runs away before Nora decks him*

Rhys has a death wish? WOW

 

[Nora]

You'll have to fight me for it, Ms. Moo.

I wouldn't feel so bad. Haven't you heard the song "Cows With Guns"? Bovine can be badass.

*sigh* She's all fertility and childbirth oriented. No fucking guns. Guns would rock. Hell, I'd take chucking stones at this point. *pouts*

Ok, wait..check this shit out:

Hathor took on an uncharacteristically destructive aspect in the legend of the Eye of Re. According to this legend, Re sent the Eye of Re in the form of Hathor to destroy humanity, believing that they were plotting aganist him. However, Re changed his mind and flooded the fields with beer, dyed red to look like blood. Hathor stopped to drink the beer, and, having become intoxicated, never carried out her deadly mission.

So ok, it says I'm a drunken procrastinator who can't even destroy humanity right. At least i get to swill a beer.

 

[Rhys]

She knows I love her

Nora?








Nora?






urk!

 

[MsMuffet]

Egyptian ~ Osirus

Greek ~ Athena

 

[Nora]

Rhys?

Silly?

Shut the fuck up 'fore I drink all your beer.

 

[Rhys]

hey! I am a long time beer swiller! Welcome to the swillers club















moo. heh