Eumenides I Am Little Spoon Joined Aug 10, 2002 Posts 24,371 Mar 3, 2003 #3 Can you let her out for fifteen minutes, please??
red_rose me-ow Joined Nov 5, 2000 Posts 16,840 Mar 3, 2003 #4 Not until she agrees to have lesbian sex with me.
Eumenides I Am Little Spoon Joined Aug 10, 2002 Posts 24,371 Mar 3, 2003 #5 If you've got her locked in your basement you should be able to tie her up and have your way with her.
If you've got her locked in your basement you should be able to tie her up and have your way with her.
Jim_Henson Muppet Master Joined Jul 24, 2002 Posts 4,707 Mar 3, 2003 #6 I'ma moving to texas, so someone can get addicted to MEEEEEE
Marxist Literotica Guru Joined Sep 20, 2001 Posts 18,322 Mar 3, 2003 #7 She's watching Malcolm In The Middle with me. Can I take a message?
Eumenides I Am Little Spoon Joined Aug 10, 2002 Posts 24,371 Mar 3, 2003 #8 Marxist said: She's watching Malcolm In The Middle with me. Can I take a message? Click to expand... Tell her to get on your puter...like...NOW
Marxist said: She's watching Malcolm In The Middle with me. Can I take a message? Click to expand... Tell her to get on your puter...like...NOW
red_rose me-ow Joined Nov 5, 2000 Posts 16,840 Mar 3, 2003 #9 Marxist said: She's watching Malcolm In The Middle with me. Can I take a message? Click to expand... How did you get into my basement? You'd better not have your way with her while I'm not looking. I don' want no sloppy seconds!
Marxist said: She's watching Malcolm In The Middle with me. Can I take a message? Click to expand... How did you get into my basement? You'd better not have your way with her while I'm not looking. I don' want no sloppy seconds!
Eumenides I Am Little Spoon Joined Aug 10, 2002 Posts 24,371 Mar 3, 2003 #10 Nora hoarders suck. And so not in a good way.
Marxist Literotica Guru Joined Sep 20, 2001 Posts 18,322 Mar 3, 2003 #11 Eumenides said: Tell her to get on your puter...like...NOW Click to expand... I'd tell her but she's got her hands down my pants at the moment. Nora is deft at the handjob....
Eumenides said: Tell her to get on your puter...like...NOW Click to expand... I'd tell her but she's got her hands down my pants at the moment. Nora is deft at the handjob....
Marxist Literotica Guru Joined Sep 20, 2001 Posts 18,322 Mar 3, 2003 #12 red_rose said: How did you get into my basement? You'd better not have your way with her while I'm not looking. I don' want no sloppy seconds! Click to expand... I thought you specialized in sloppy seconds.
red_rose said: How did you get into my basement? You'd better not have your way with her while I'm not looking. I don' want no sloppy seconds! Click to expand... I thought you specialized in sloppy seconds.
red_rose me-ow Joined Nov 5, 2000 Posts 16,840 Mar 3, 2003 #13 Marxist said: I thought you specialized in sloppy seconds. Click to expand... Only if I'm getting a two-for-one special out of the deal here. I prefer to leave the sloppy seconds.
Marxist said: I thought you specialized in sloppy seconds. Click to expand... Only if I'm getting a two-for-one special out of the deal here. I prefer to leave the sloppy seconds.
Agent99 The spy who came Joined Sep 26, 2002 Posts 5,151 Mar 3, 2003 #14 *stomping feet* *whining* It's always "Nora, Nora, Nora!"
Marxist Literotica Guru Joined Sep 20, 2001 Posts 18,322 Mar 3, 2003 #15 red_rose said: Only if I'm getting a two-for-one special out of the deal here. I prefer to leave the sloppy seconds. Click to expand... Everyone prefers a clean bowl, but someone has gotta take the stinkies...in this case it's you.
red_rose said: Only if I'm getting a two-for-one special out of the deal here. I prefer to leave the sloppy seconds. Click to expand... Everyone prefers a clean bowl, but someone has gotta take the stinkies...in this case it's you.
Eumenides I Am Little Spoon Joined Aug 10, 2002 Posts 24,371 Mar 3, 2003 #16 Agent99 said: *stomping feet* *whining* It's always "Nora, Nora, Nora!" Click to expand... Yup, it does tend to be that way. Hey, 99...wanna play nora for a lil? LOL
Agent99 said: *stomping feet* *whining* It's always "Nora, Nora, Nora!" Click to expand... Yup, it does tend to be that way. Hey, 99...wanna play nora for a lil? LOL
red_rose me-ow Joined Nov 5, 2000 Posts 16,840 Mar 3, 2003 #17 Marxist said: Everyone prefers a clean bowl, but someone has gotta take the stinkies...in this case it's you. Click to expand... You're going to leave her stinky?
Marxist said: Everyone prefers a clean bowl, but someone has gotta take the stinkies...in this case it's you. Click to expand... You're going to leave her stinky?
Agent99 The spy who came Joined Sep 26, 2002 Posts 5,151 Mar 3, 2003 #18 *nodsnodsnods* I can do a better Nora than Nora This oughta bring her out of hiding!
Marxist Literotica Guru Joined Sep 20, 2001 Posts 18,322 Mar 3, 2003 #19 red_rose said: You're going to leave her stinky? Click to expand... Only if I use the cheese-flavored condoms again.
red_rose said: You're going to leave her stinky? Click to expand... Only if I use the cheese-flavored condoms again.
Marxist Literotica Guru Joined Sep 20, 2001 Posts 18,322 Mar 3, 2003 #22 Nora said: Curry flavored, please. Click to expand... Not unless you want to smell like Yayati's mom.
Nora said: Curry flavored, please. Click to expand... Not unless you want to smell like Yayati's mom.
red_rose me-ow Joined Nov 5, 2000 Posts 16,840 Mar 3, 2003 #23 Why do you need flavors at all when you've got the chocopenis? I've had a chocolate craving aaallll day long, actually.
Why do you need flavors at all when you've got the chocopenis? I've had a chocolate craving aaallll day long, actually.
Marxist Literotica Guru Joined Sep 20, 2001 Posts 18,322 Mar 3, 2003 #24 red_rose said: Why do you need flavors at all when you've got the chocopenis? I've had a chocolate craving aaallll day long, actually. Click to expand... Aren't you pregnant or something? You might eat me in a real way. I'm scared.
red_rose said: Why do you need flavors at all when you've got the chocopenis? I've had a chocolate craving aaallll day long, actually. Click to expand... Aren't you pregnant or something? You might eat me in a real way. I'm scared.
red_rose me-ow Joined Nov 5, 2000 Posts 16,840 Mar 3, 2003 #25 Marxist said: Aren't you pregnant or something? You might eat me in a real way. I'm scared. Click to expand... If I was pregnant I'd want chocolate covered lima beans... or something weird like that. I promise not to use teeth.
Marxist said: Aren't you pregnant or something? You might eat me in a real way. I'm scared. Click to expand... If I was pregnant I'd want chocolate covered lima beans... or something weird like that. I promise not to use teeth.
