Where Do You Usually Cum When You Jerk Off?

[SmokingFap]

I've been watching a lot of jerk off videos lately, and find it interesting all the different ways and places guys squirt their loads. So where do you normally make your creamy deposit? Floor? Sink? Shower or bathtub? In some kleenex or a sock? Your hand, so you can lap it up?

I usually have a cum towel ready, to put on the floor beneath my feet. Makes cleanup much easier. But sometimes I just feel like squirting on my wood floor.

How about you pervs?

 

[soflabbwlvr]

My wife's panties. I grab a pair out of the hamper, use them, then toss them back when I'm finished.

 

[bobb64]

my hand i don't want to waste it.

 

[Mrs_and_mr]

I don’t normally jack off on my own. If I did probably into the sink. The last time was with my wife and it was in my mouth one my face and on my chest. Before that I jacked off and my wife caught it in her mouth.

 

[gametime07]

If it’s been a while and I know I will have a huge load, I will film and shoot across my nightstand. Every other time usually on the sink in my bathroom. When I’m real worked up, I have shot on my didlo and licked it off.

 

[Britva415]

Starting years and years ago I caught it in my hand and ate it.

Mostly for the ease of cleanup. Not really because of any cum-eating fetish or anything.

Lately I’m more likely (than before) to just let it fly or fill a toy or something, because I’m a grownup and cleanup doesn’t have to be as surreptitious as when I was young.

 

[Bi4Older84]

I usually blow my load all over my hands and cock-if it's all over my hands, it makes it easy just to wash my hands for clean up. If it ends up all over me, I'll usually just clean up with a warm washcloth.

 

[cdstefi]

On my panties that I'm wearing. Which for the sake of decency I'll eventually handwash in the shower, but not until I've luxuriated in the sight and smell of my semen soaking them.

 

[Tbone78xxx]

Into the sink or toilet. Occasionally wife’s panties, they’re fun to rub my dick with too

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

I usually use a towel or a recepticle in the bathroom, either a sink or the shower.
Unless I have someone to watch me, in which case I just try to make sure I miss the computer.
But, when I was young and the hormones were first flowing through my body
I would masturbate every night into the bowl.
The bathroom was small (1/2 bath, shower was in the other one), and my feet would press against the opposite wall. (Not a really erotic image, me kneeling before the bowl, furiously jerking my cock, but anyway)
The baseboard molding was some sort of plastic material. With the intensity of my orgasm, I pressed my foot into the baseboard and dented it.
No one ever commented on it, but from that day on, for years, whenever I sat on the throne, I would see that dent.
Since I was ashamed and guilty about masturbating (that's how it was in those days, it was shameful, but who could stop), I was ashamed to see that.

 

[LostHorizon]

Wherever my dick is pointing is usually where I cum

 

[neon_noodle]

Either into my wife's panties or stockings, or all over a porn mag, so I can soak the girl with ropes of hot cum.

 

[wouldloveto]

When I used to blow big loads it was usually on my chest, and up to my face. Nowadays I do not cum with that much volume or force (usually) and I just let it flow over my hand and cock. Sometimes I lick up what I can, sometimes I just pull up my underwear and let it be, depends on the amount.

 

[sandybrooke]

My wife's panties. I grab a pair out of the hamper, use them, then toss them back when I'm finished.

same here.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Depends on the mood and level of arousal. Some times I just have paper towel ready to catch it right away. Some times if I'm edging and want to see the load I've worked up, I'll let it shoot all over me before cleaning up.

 

[neon_noodle]

same here.

Got any now you're gonna use?

Black satin bikinis here, wrapped around my aching cock.

 

[sandybrooke]

Got any now you're gonna use?

Black satin bikinis here, wrapped around my aching cock.

I do!! Dragging them across my dripping cock

 

[neon_noodle]

Nice! What kind? Wanna swap wives's panties?

 

[CuriousinPennsylvania]

When I was young, I started off, as most guys do, masturbating in my bed while viewing porn magazines and cum into a kleenex.
Somewhere along the way, I'd shoot onto my stomach and if I was lucky, I'd hit my chest, always cleaning up with kleenex.
I would also occasionally throw my legs up over my head and try to shoot into my mouth, but most of the time I'd hit my face - and then I'd clean up.
Then when the distance shot was no longer there, I began to cum all over my hand - and clean up with the trusty kleenex.

I often went to Adult Book Stores and would masturbate into a kleenex while watching videos. Eventually, the kleenex was replaced by the mouths of other male patrons - giving my hand a much needed rest.

After most of the ABS video rooms closed down, in the last couple of years, I'd masturbate in my home office, and cum in a shot glass, determined to swallow it - but I usually chickened out. Then I finally took the plunge and licked my cum out of the glass, followed by a shot of bourbon. After a while, I got used to it and began to lick it off my hand and fingers - "straight - no chaser".

 

[Not Normal]

I know that it takes 4 Kleenex to keep it contained. I'll blow through 2, and leak through 3.
Simple easy clean up.

 

[Hornyguy351]

It’s normally over my laptop screen, either as I watch porn or cum with a partner in video chat. I just love watching it splatter my target, so much so that it often gives me the impetus to cum a second time before I clean up.

 

[Deleted member 6789170]

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[Rodlicker11]

Where do I jerk off?
Let me count the ways……and places.

The first time when I was very young was in between the cushions of the couch and it surprised me as I pumped my juice all over. What a mess to clean up. But here are a few places I have done it:

1) bathroom sink watching myself in the mirror
2) the shower when my cock is slippery and hard
3) in a folded up pillow with a towel to catch my huge load
4) on the ground in the woods
5) in bed when I’m alone
6) in the woods against a tree alone or with another horny guy
7) men’s room
8) ABS watching a hot porn video

There are probably more but that’s all I can recall

 

[frappingwilly]

Shower while showering. Over my chest and neck if I'm just stroking in bed.

 

[Landshark1]

Shower floor