"Where are my shoes?"

[Bluesboy2]

"Which ones honey?" "The black ones dear" The confused male then mentally inventories the currently 17 pair of black shoes that exist and tries to reacll the location of each and every one.
"Honey, WHICH black ones? You are going to be late." "The ones with the thingies on them"
"Uhh, thingies...?" *Hands her the 4 nearest pair of black shoes knowing that it would be too easy if any of them were the shoes in question*
*No dear, the ones with the thingies on them" "What thingies?"
"Honey, with the do-hickeys, you know"
*Male proceeds to round up every pair of black shoes known to exist.*
"Nevermind honey, they were right here. BTW I posted to you."
"Posted where?" "In the thread honey" "Which thread?" The one you posted to me in, silly" "Uhh, ok. Ill go look" *Male procedes to search the entire days posts in order to discern which post she replied to*

Being a guy isnt easy when you dont have a translator.

 

[PepperminTrish]

Really?
I understood every bit of that.



Oh wait .......... I'm not a man, am I?

 

[Bluesboy2]

Smartass

Really?
I understood every bit of that.
Oh wait .......... I'm not a man, am I?

No you arent. I bet you are just as bad as that too.

 

[PepperminTrish]

Re: Smartass

No you arent. I bet you are just as bad as that too.

You'd lose that bet.
I always know where my shoes are.
Now finding my purse???
*shrug*

 

[J.B.]

Let’s hear it for female code!

 

[RawHumor]

Just once this week I'd like to have my wife leave the house using her own keys, come home, then have to leave the house again without having to ask me where my keys are.

How difficult is it to put them in the same place every time you get home?

 

[Bluesboy2]

Re: Re: Smartass

You'd lose that bet.
I always know where my shoes are.
Now finding my purse???
*shrug*

I am the living organizer. I have all her morning crap in a pile for her by the time she gets dressed usually. I am happy to do it, but I do find it amusing at times.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Just once this week I'd like to have my wife leave the house using her own keys, come home, then have to leave the house again without having to ask me where my keys are.

How difficult is it to put them in the same place every time you get home?

For some its simply NOT possible. See Trish's above comment about her purse

 

[someplace]

It's impossible to have too many pair of black shoes.

 

[J.B.]

How difficult is it to put them in the same place every time you get home?

You have no clue. I can never find anything in the morning. that's why I leave everything scattered the night before, that way I know it's got be on the floor somewhere.

 

[Bluesboy2]

It's impossible to have too many pair of black shoes.

Evidently.

 

[RawHumor]

You have no clue. I can never find anything in the morning. that's why I leave everything scattered the night before, that way I know it's got be on the floor somewhere.

LOL

Yeah, but without keys you can't leave the house. I know I'm just enabling her by letting her use my keys, but it's a lot easier to just say "Yeah, here. They're where they always are if they're not in my pocket." than it is to say no and start WWIII.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Hmmm...

You have no clue. I can never find anything in the morning. that's why I leave everything scattered the night before, that way I know it's got be on the floor somewhere.

If you have a twin I think I am living with her.
Oh, did I mention I also need to know where the panties and stockings are too?

 

[PepperminTrish]

It's impossible to have too many pair of black shoes.

Too many pairs of black shoes??
You're right .......... that's NOT possible!!
They go with just about everything.

Don't ask how many pairs of black boots I have on top of the black shoes??

 

[Bluesboy2]

Uh oh

Too many pairs of black shoes??
You're right .......... that's NOT possible!!
They go with just about everything.

Don't ask how many pairs of black boots I have on top of the black shoes??

And there is still another reason yall must be twins. Ill tell you about it in an IM or PM.

 

[J.B.]

LOL
Yeah, but without keys you can't leave the house. I know I'm just enabling her by letting her use my keys, but it's a lot easier to just say "Yeah, here. They're where they always are if they're not in my pocket." than it is to say no and start WWIII.

Good point. At least you’re helping with the whole world peace effort .

If you have a twin I think I am living with her.
Oh, did I mention I also need to know where the panties and stockings are too?

LMAO! Sounds like me. I organize my drawers like every other month – ok every 5 months who’s counting. On the other months I just throw the stuff in there. Panties, socks they’ve got to be in there somewhere.

 

[PepperminTrish]

Re: Uh oh

And there is still another reason yall must be twins. Ill tell you about it in an IM or PM.

PM me then, my Yahoo isn't on this morning.

 

[RawHumor]

Good point. At least you’re helping with the whole world peace effort .

I'm a truly selfless individual. If people ever started to take notice I'd be winning the Nobel Peace Prize every year.

 

[someplace]

Re: Hmmm...

If you have a twin I think I am living with her.
Oh, did I mention I also need to know where the panties and stockings are too?

*grumbles*

This is not looking good. You're making me look like I have the wrong hair color. I'd know where my stuff was if it didn't get moved to make way for more musical stuff.

I especially appreciate the guitar getting oiled right next to my velvet cape.

 

[Bluesboy2]

My SO

Good point. At least you’re helping with the whole world peace effort .

LMAO! Sounds like me. I organize my drawers like every other month – ok every 5 months who’s counting. On the other months I just throw the stuff in there. Panties, socks they’ve got to be in there somewhere.

Has more clothes than the combined wardrobes of all the residents of Jester Dorm.

 

[J.B.]

I'm a truly selfless individual. If people ever started to take notice I'd be winning the Nobel Peace Prize every year.

wow my hero.

 

[someplace]

THat is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not TRUE! DAMMIT!


Do you REALLY want to do this at this time of the month?????


With very little provocation I can do an excellent imitation of a "Woman on the Edge"! You might just want to remember that!

 

[RawHumor]

Now try saying that without the eyerolling sarcsm.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Re: Re: Hmmm...

*grumbles*

This is not looking good. You're making me look like I have the wrong hair color. I'd know where my stuff was if it didn't get moved to make way for more musical stuff.

I especially appreciate the guitar getting oiled right next to my velvet cape.

The cape was moved late yesterday. There was no oil danger. I love you dear and you are not dingy. But you can be disorganised and I am allowed to have some fun with it. Its in my contract.

 

[Bluesboy2]

I exaggerated, its true.

THat is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not TRUE! DAMMIT!


Do you REALLY want to do this at this time of the month?????


With very little provocation I can do an excellent imitation of a "Woman on the Edge"! You might just want to remember that!

But you do have enough clothes to fill an average dorm room. Thats a fact.