When I get reincarnated...

p_p_man

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...I want to come back as a woman.

They really do seem to get the better deal.:D
 
ya, not to mention that they have better bodies...mmmm...smooth....curvey....ummm...gotta go!!
 
What makes you think women get the better end of the deal?

Men don't have to deal with PMS, periods or pregnancy. That's a MAJORLY big one there.

I'll stop at that one but TRUST ME, you might want to think that decision over.
 
If I were to be reincarnated, I would most likely want to come back as..........


A bedroom wall.

I would get to hear, see, and unfortunatly smell every dirty little secret that goes on in the bedroom.
 
Wouldn't want to be reincarnated.

And how do women seem to get a better deal?
 
Well for starters...

To get what they want they cry...

To get their own way they turn on the hysterics...

They get free food, free drinks, and nights out enjoying themselves - all free...

They are deadly because they know they have the upper hand...

They can talk for hours about nothing and find it interesting...

They get all the benefits of a romance without the expense...

The have a heartlessness that makes many men green with envy.

If they suffer they bounce back quickly.

They are single minded in their pursuit of their goals.

They are mentally stong.

And they are not as physically weak as they pretend...

OK for now?:D
 
Gosh I hope they dont bring me back. What a horrible thought to live this hell again. *shudders*
 
I want to come back as a cock

:p
 
Re: Well for starters...

p_p_man said:
They can talk for hours about nothing and find it interesting...
Ahem, excuse me? Simply because a man does not find the topic of conversation interesting does not mean that it is about "nothing." Women could say the same about many traditionally male topics and they would be just as wrong in their assumption. ;)
 
i wanna come back as a

Bra - what better to play with boobs all day!!!!
I would be a good bra - no pinching gentle rubs all day long - forget the new 18 hour bra - i would be the new 24 hour a day bra - massage all day long, a few licks and lots of playing with nipples and such!!!

Damn - I AM a pig!!
 
women have more fun...

at check outs by causing long tail backs whilst looking for exactly the right money in large, over-stuffed handbags...
 
Re: i wanna come back as a

Stonedagger said:
Bra - what better to play with boobs all day!!!!
I would be a good bra - no pinching gentle rubs all day long - forget the new 18 hour bra - i would be the new 24 hour a day bra - massage all day long, a few licks and lots of playing with nipples and such!!!

Damn - I AM a pig!!

Any certain size??? You may be in for more than you can handle!

p_p_man you are just opening yourself for women to jump all over ya! lmao...ok, maybe thats your point, but it won't be pretty..look for yourself! http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=39809
 
I think I`ll agree with bratcat on this one. I might enjoy being a black cat. Especially if I belonged to some beautiful, young, nubile, rich, female celebrity. Ah, that`d be the life. :)
 
Re: Re: i wanna come back as a

White_Tigress_ said:
p_p_man you are just opening yourself for women to jump all over ya! lmao...ok, maybe thats your point, but it won't be pretty..look for yourself! http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=39809


LOL

That's reminds me...

...and women can turn instantly vindictive in self-preservation...

In fact the more I think of it women are the ultimate surviving machine.

Move over Jaws...when I'm re-encarnated I want to come back as a woma....oh! I've already said that.
 
Stonedagger

I want you to come back as HER bra! :p

btw...I'm pic addicted..hope ya'll don't mind. I'll stop for a while though.
 
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