When Did You Know?

Never thought of myself as a writer. Just something I wanted to try after reading a few erotic stories and got ideas of my own. I've had my share of hecklers, but I received some good feedback as well and my stories have average ratings. So what the hell? If I'm having fun, I'm gonna keep going.
 
That you aint got a snowflake's chance in life to cut it as a writer?

I never really did. I thought that that was something I could decide at a later date. In the meantime, I just kept banking the cheques. :)
 
I coulda asked, WHEN DID YOU GET A CLUE AND KNOW HOW FUGGIN UGLY YOU ARE? The replies woulda been the same. Or, WHEN DID YOU KNOW YOUR KIDS ARE REALLY STUPID FUCKS WITH NO FUTURE OR PROSPECTS OR HOPE! For all intents and purposes your chances of playing in the Superbowl are better than for you making a buck writing. My old lady wouldn't read my scribbles if I paid her, and she's always first in line come payday. She luvs my paydays. I have exactly ONE person who likes my stuff, she's a retired newspaper editor and columnist. Her help took the form of, JIMBO THIS SUX, NOW GO FIGURE OUT WHY, AND RE-WRITE IT. She posted one story to LIT and has a low opinion of the AH. Her story did well.

But I digress.

The best reason to write is cuz you enjoy it. Ditto sex and your ugly wife and dum kids. Do what you enjoy and fuck what I think.
 
Any way you would have asked that question would be sour and denigrating and would show your negativity, self-loathing, and obsession for provoking and getting attention.
 
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