When boobies attack.

[Equinoxe]

One day I was visiting a beautiful and exotic location. Maybe a Caribbean island, maybe a village in Tuscany, or perhaps a rustic trading post in the Yukon. Anyway, I met a man or woman, whose great beauty conforms exactly to your particular standards. We chatted about certain subjects, and found an immediate draw to one another thanks to our unique perspectives on similar topics of interest. Or perhaps we had contrarian views, and our heated debate sparked an instant passion between one another.

Anyway, one thing led to another, and we ended up on the beach/in his-or-her lodge/deep within a vineyard, performing specific and increasingly daring acts of carnal pleasure. Our lovemaking rose to a climax, and after we were finished, we either remembered our differences and became sworn enemies again, decided to bid one another farewell and cherish our wild liaison forever, or become permanent lovers and lived happily ever after.

The End.

That is easily the best and only story I've read on here all day.

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

That is easily the best and only story I've read on here all day.

HOORAY!

(Glad it wasn't the worst.)

 

[gauchecritic]

HOORAY!

(Glad it wasn't the worst.)

if it was the only story then it was that too.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

This is the Chinese menu approach to writing porn, isn't it?

With or without MSG?

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

On a related manner, have you noticed how the characters of certain best-selling authors consume more alcohol every day than most do in a month, and yet still solve the crime, shoot the bad guy right between the eyes with a .22 from 300 yards, and, well, make the girl come when the voluminous jism of his fifth orgasm smacks into the inner wall of her twat? Ian Fleming's James Bond comes to mind, and W.E.B. Griffin is another. Dom for breakfast, martinis for lunch, whiskey before dinner and wine during, etc. What's with that, anyway?

 

[Anna_Malia75]

On a related manner, have you noticed how the characters of certain best-selling authors consume more alcohol every day than most do in a month, and yet still solve the crime, shoot the bad guy right between the eyes with a .22 from 300 yards, and, well, make the girl come when the voluminous jism of his fifth orgasm smacks into the inner wall of her twat? Ian Fleming's James Bond comes to mind, and W.E.B. Griffin is another. Dom for breakfast, martinis for lunch, whiskey before dinner and wine during, etc. What's with that, anyway?

When your first words are "Oh, James," you're probably already halfway to a cum already. Would you rather be shaken or stirred?

 

[KLCK]

Thanks for the help you guys and gals. I personally have VERY strange tastes in boobies. On one hand I love big breasts like D's but I don't really go for anything smaller UNTIL you get into the smaller side of the B range and the entire A range except for complete man chest. For some reason I just don't like C's and the larger spectrum of B's. I think it comes from liking to see A's and D's naked while not enjoying B's so much because of the unfortunate tendency for B's and C's to kinda look like floppy dog ears unless there very perky...but thats probably only based on what I have seen. Part of it also comes from loving Ariel Rebel and her mosquito bites while simultaneously loving the feel of D's pressing against your back or brushing against you.

Chelsea Charms....meh her bbobs are small! I want to see triple V's!

Actually I have read some good demon stories were a large 7' tall demon women would be toting E's.

 

[tickledkitty]

You can use words like curvy and generous and voluptuous. I'm also of the opinion that you shouldn't get too specific when describing characters. I think people like to put their own associations with it.

 

[Guest]

I think you should use the phrase "floppy dog ears".

That's awfully arousing.

 

[Liar]

TChelsea Charms....meh her bbobs are small! I want to see triple V's!

I think that's a type of boat engine.

 

[KLCK]

My description for when the woman gets penetrated is "and he slid his greesy monkey into her slime bucket".

 

[Guest]

My description for when the woman gets penetrated is "and he slid his greesy monkey into her slime bucket".

Whose alt are you?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Thanks for the help you guys and gals. I personally have VERY strange tastes in boobies. On one hand I love big breasts like D's but I don't really go for anything smaller UNTIL you get into the smaller side of the B range and the entire A range except for complete man chest. For some reason I just don't like C's and the larger spectrum of B's. I think it comes from liking to see A's and D's naked while not enjoying B's so much because of the unfortunate tendency for B's and C's to kinda look like floppy dog ears unless there very perky...but thats probably only based on what I have seen. Part of it also comes from loving Ariel Rebel and her mosquito bites while simultaneously loving the feel of D's pressing against your back or brushing against you.

Chelsea Charms....meh her bbobs are small! I want to see triple V's!

Actually I have read some good demon stories were a large 7' tall demon women would be toting E's.

I'm afraid you have a severe case of alphabetitis.

Do you have medical insurance?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

My description for when the woman gets penetrated is "and he slid his greesy monkey into her slime bucket".

Whose alt are you?

Wait, maybe they're fucking at an auto body & repair shop?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Penelope Street has a class anal story where they use motor oil . . .

 

[KLCK]

I was kidding. I try to be sensual but sometimes it feels a little corny when I take it too far.

Whats an alt?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I was kidding. I try to be sensual but sometimes it feels a little corny when I take it too far.

Whats an alt?

Some people here find it amusing to have more than one identity. The rest of us find this suspicious. Don't go there.

 

[KLCK]

Are you....a bear alt?

 

[Stella_Omega]

I was kidding. I try to be sensual but sometimes it feels a little corny when I take it too far.

Well, it's better to take it too far than not for enough-- if you're talking about writing erotica. Or porn, for that matter. Really. That's how you learn what your story is.

In any case, your challenge is to write your story without mentioning one.
Single.
measurement.

Don't tell us her waist measurements, don't give us her cup size. Instead, tell us your reactions to her body, and her reactions to yours. That's what's sexy.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Well, it's better to take it too far than not for enough-- if you're talking about writing erotica. Or porn, for that matter. Really. That's how you learn what your story is.

In any case, your challenge is to write your story without mentioning one.
Single.
measurement.

Don't tell us her waist measurements, don't give us her cup size. Instead, tell us your reactions to her body, and her reactions to yours. That's what's sexy.

Stella, you're raising my blood pressure again . . .

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Are you....a bear alt?

Nope, just me. Old, furry and wry . . . in a panama hat.

 

[KLCK]

@Stella_Omega

I am actually doing it from third person so I am having the main male figure in the story thinking about her. Thats how I am describing her. What about weight and height measurments?

"She was short like a 5'2" tall tree"

 

[Guest]

@Stella_Omega

I am actually doing it from third person so I am having the main male figure in the story thinking about her. Thats how I am describing her. What about weight and height measurments?

"She was short like a 5'2" tall tree"

Make it a bush.

 

[Stella_Omega]

@Stella_Omega

I am actually doing it from third person so I am having the main male figure in the story thinking about her. Thats how I am describing her. What about weight and height measurments?

"She was short like a 5'2" tall tree"

You got me-- I have a yardstick fetish. I'm cumming from that one sentence alone!

 

[KLCK]

I was just going to say she was 90ibs and 5'2" tall. Instead I shall say light weight and petite?