When boobies attack.

Measurements and numbers would be appropriate for a tailor, or perhaps a carpenter, if he was trying to build a scale model of his girlfriend.

According to Scouries, boobs are globes, so maybe, if you want to be successful around here, you should go with that.

What's totally confusing to me is the 'was' thing.

She was small...

If she was small, does that mean she's no longer small?
 
I make no claims at being the worlds best writer, so the way I do it might be wrong. I make general descriptions (like 'full breasts') and leave the rest up to the readers imagination.

As a reader, the second the writer starts describing specific inches or sizes on ANYTHING, I hit the back button on my browser and find something else to read. Putting exact measurements irritates the crap out of me.
 
I make no claims at being the worlds best writer, so the way I do it might be wrong. I make general descriptions (like 'full breasts') and leave the rest up to the readers imagination.

As a reader, the second the writer starts describing specific inches or sizes on ANYTHING, I hit the back button on my browser and find something else to read. Putting exact measurements irritates the crap out of me.
Hi grace. :)

I'm much the same way.
 
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