Waves back to Essa & blowsI had a confession for you so hot it would blow your cassock into the middle of next month
But seeing as you're never hear I told it to the dog instead
Waves to ling
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Waves back to Essa & blows
are you still on the Bottle
and a great "big Hi to everyone else
hi Ling....... cant believe you asked that question, more like which one?
Cheeky fucker
Oooh look I've graced you with my first ever post...Lucky you....not
lol........... you just want to get hold of my cheeks
I guess that you are not a virgin any more then (again)
Why are they all chubby and babyfaced?
Excuse me I'll think you'll find I am still intact until the next 90 plus posts
depending on what cheeks you grab hold of
what happens after the next 90 posts?
Them little chubby ones with that little pointy thing between them....
Yes your nose
After the next ninety posts if my memory serves me correctly I become very experienced and can resume charging
little............ please
thats the smallest thing on me
so I can charge you till you get to 100 posts then?
Yeah and I'm the Queen of England
Erm, damn, I never thought of that, can I pay you in kind?
what sort of Queen are you?
what kind was you thinking of?
One of them there queens you hoped you wouldn't meet
I was thinking of shish mix 'cause you ain't getting me voddy, no way, no how
bloody hell..........a drama queen?
got a full bottle bottle for ya already
The biggest and best.
Aww you're such a love, but only the one?
lol.......... the best, prove it
only one for the 1st hour
One sec whilst I nick and spit on your crown jewels, you can't get much mardier than that
You are joking right?
That one would last 15 mins tops
there was I thinking you wanted a necklace
lol......... you can obviously swallow alot.........
I only adorn pearl necklaces
And I don't spit a single drop
lol......... theres a first for everything
Ya reckon?
I'm very careful with my spillages
I forgot you are so greedy
There are so many answers I could put for that
But I'll just smile sweetly and nod
I am sure you can...
I know the nodding you want to do...
