I'll see your bump and throw in a grind.
fancy seeing you here
I have only just got my cassock on and halo sorted
I raise you grind with a pounding.........
lol........... I know what you fancy seeing
How are you? I see that you are still showing off that ass
Bit crooked was it...The halo I mean
I'm gonna see you, I got a mighty fine pair, what you got?
I'm in and out cooking for the gruesome twosome, I resemble a drowned rat after walking home, I'm craving Vodka and the kitchen ceiling is about to collapse, apart from that just dandy and your handsome self?
lol....... all I can say is thank God for superglue
damn, I only have one big fat joker!
Looks like I will have to pay out..........(slips shoe off)
Dont dead rats float?
Gruesome twosome not out mugging or robbing the chippy? must be the weather
I see you are still craving
I am survivng, mustnt lose too many bets though
You superglue it wouldn't that burn?
Stop bluffing the only big fat joker around here is moi
Not when they're drowning they don't
The gruesome twosome are allergic to rain, the natives can sleep soundly tonight
I'm craving it more cause I ain't got any, it's always the way
it is the only way it will stay on.............
lol......... really? I havent got my beer glasses on either
peaceful night then..........
you mean you havent swallowed any for a while?
cant believe you are dry......
That's the problem when you try to extend things unnaturally
You've always got your beer goggles on how else you gonna get me my pea mix after?
So far so good, watch some fucker go and spoil it, namely Mr Internet Man
I haven't swallowed in six days, I'm not dry I've closed up
6 daysextend......... unnaturally....... nothing silicon about me
got to wear beer goggles to order, next it will be with a balaclava!
wont the chippy recognise it?
Have you met him as well?
I have to find the rename a Litser thread a put you down as Sahara!
Going for a record?
Bloody fibber 'cause I know for a fact your nose ain't real, nor your lips and don't get me started on your tits
Depends, as long as it's not black with slits for the eyes nose and mouth I think you'll be fine.
I haven't had the pleasure as yet but when I do my six inch heels going right up his arse.
I had the misfortune to have the gruesome twosome with both of their birthdays in the space of two weeks, they've robbed their poor mummy blind and to add insult to injury they spent the money on drink
errr......... you talking to the mirror again?
what will you be wearing the gimp suit?
lol......... you have a good balance then
so you had the smell and behaviour but none of the fun lmao!
thats a first......
I'll have you know my nose lips and tits are all mine, I paid for them myself.
I was gonna answer no a morphsuit but having googled they're the same thing, speak correctly man stop trying to confuse me.
I know I'm well pissed off I'm sitting here eating pounds of apples in the hope I might get a cider buzz
Must have been those long arms coming to good use.........
lol.........blimey love, you swallowed the dictionary instead?
I had better hide the sugar then............
I never heard of a gimp suit, I was quietly convinced you'd made it up
You can't hide the sugar How am I gonna eat me cornies?
lol.......... educating Essa, it has a certain ring to it
you can get other alternatives.......... depending what sweet tooth you have
There's a lot of educating to do
Erm....Cornies without sugar is like sex without a man
lol......... next you will be asking for lessons
never stopped you before....
Stop giving away all my secrets.
You can teach me, I charge by the minute
Excuse me
lol....... you are going to run at me now
Thats a kink I never heard off
You have only the one secret?
You have the privilege of educating me and for that wondrous opportunity you pay me, quite simple really, no?
I have one of many
I have ordered the mushy peas........
*spits coffee out*
privilege?
simple.... you are certainly not!
does it mean I get to :caning:?
I had a confession for you so hot it would blow your cassock into the middle of next month
But seeing as you're never hear I told it to the dog instead
Waves to ling
My cassock hasnt even wavered yet.... and its still only the beginning of the month
never hear...... didnt realise I was deaf!!! I was wondering what the howling was
