What's Your Gift?

Liar said:
Is that what you kids call it these days?


lucky-E-leven said:
Is that what straight people are calling it these days? :confuse:


Great minds think alike, no? :D





You know I'd do you in a second...


You do realize somewhere in the universe you've just given a man a woody with that thought...

:D :rose:
 
McKenna said:
Great minds think alike, no? :D
If by "great" you mean "dirty".
You do realize somewhere in the universe you've just given a man a woody with that thought...
And just how far away in the universe do you suppose that man is?
 
Okay, you really want my gifts?

I can make the person I am with feel like they are the only one in the world. I concentrate on what they are saying, I listen. In other words I am there.

When I am in bed with a woman it is her enjoyment that is important to me. My blowing my load isn't anywhere near as important as her having a good time. I will use my mouth, my lips, my tongue, my fingers and anything else needed to make sure she reaches orgasm. She will have a good time.

I can and have made a woman scream just from worshiping her breasts. I have also made one moan while sticking my tongue up her ass. If it is what i takesto make her happy and content then it is not taboo.

Only after my partner has orgasmed at least twice will I even think of myself. Only after my partner is sated will I consider what I want. Only after my partner is laying there sweat soaked and panting will I try to make myself blow my load.

I make my partner think that she is the only woman alive, she is the only one that matters, she is the only person who's needs have to be met. That is my gift.

Cat
 
Posting something stupid after Seacat's post is almost sacrilege.

I'm going to do it anyway, cause I'm not religious.



Skim milk was a very bad idea. Very bad. Water tastes better than skim milk. I have just figured out 1% is as low as I go. My dog won't even drink the fat free stuff. The bum on the corner gave me the finger when I tried to give it to him. I think the gutter is going to spit it back at me if I try to dump it there.

We need skim milk waste facilities just to get rid of the stuff. Bleh.
 
I think I'll try on mean and nasty for a while. Spread a little hate and discontent.

Somebody has to.


:rolleyes:
 
McKenna said:
I think I'll try on mean and nasty for a while. Spread a little hate and discontent.

Somebody has to.


:rolleyes:

Sorry, I don't think it fits you very well. ;)
 
china-doll said:
Sorry, I don't think it fits you very well. ;)


Damn. I was at least going to try.

Send in your alter-ego. I have an urge to wrestle. :D
 
I'm pretty good at seeing all the shades of gray there are in life......often this is more of a curse than a gift though.
 
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