Whats your favorite thing to do with a vegetable...besides eat it?!?

[KillerMuffin]

I only ask this because my son and I just turned my entire house into a pirate ship.

I, the Captain in Her Majesty's Navy charged with bringing the scurvy scalaway NoBeard, terror of the 12 seas and master of Godzilla (He's 5, he has to work Godzilla in there somewhere), to face Her Majesty's justice.

With my first mate, the monochromatic toe biting wanna be taco bell mutt, I boarded The Dread Pirate NoBeard's ship and engaged him in battle. NoBeard and his first mate, the disinterested dalmation, put up a valiant and brave fight, to no avail!

My zuchinni was bigger. We clashed zuchinnis up and down the length of his ship, wreaking destruction whereever we went, heartening my men, as I was winning. Soon, the entire fate of his crew boiled down to his zuchinnimanship. Their lives rested in his little hand.

Valiantly though he fought, with true skill with zuchinni, he was no match for my relentless prowess with the zuchinni. Next time we meet on the high seas, NoBeard plans on using a different weapon. Perhaps a cucumber.

I backed NoBeard into a corner, disarmed him, and administered the tickled torture. He confessed to his evil deeds and was promptly clapped into school clothes.

I, CaptianMuffin, the master zuchinniman, have once again saved the day.

At my house, we play with our food.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

At my house we play with our food too... but not like that!

 

[Merelan]

Can I come play? I have a couple zucchini too, and tomatoes. We could roam the seas and pillage and all that cool stuff.
Please!!! I even have an eye patch and a bird to sit on my shoulder.

 

[KillerMuffin]

FOOD FIGHT!

*hurls one of Merelan's tomatoes at the cheffie (good thing I have bad aim huh?)*

Sure Merelan! The more the merrier, we just have to wait til my son comes home from Kindergarten, of course, he has to leave first. Do you have any squash? The make good cannonballs.

 

[Merelan]

Cheffie, she said we could play! Let's go. I can always raid Earthgoddess' garden for more ammunition if we need it.

 

[LusicousLionness]

not sure.....

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

I am going to have to say nothing else but eat them! Veggie were never my thing.

 

[Expertise]

I once built a two car garage out of raddish, turnip, celery and bib lettuce.

OUT Roland! Get out of my head!

 

[Earthgoddess]

Frightening as it is my aunt grew the zukes not me and we have been inundated a few weeks ago my beloved hubby actually cried as I grated zucchini into the pancake batter.
He realized we'd eaten them every single meal for two weeks.
We have also battled with our zucchini-me thinks it may be a 4 1/2 yr-5 yr old boy thing-in our house we are often pirates-Arrrgghh matey!
I have been dressing up some peppers and zucchini and leaving them on neighbors porches-not in formal wear but little paper hats and that sort of thing.
I admire your valiant fighting Muffin-zucchinis armed and ready!!!!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Zuccini overdose... in the pancake mixture that is scary!

*Throws Dim sims randomly*

 

[Skibum]

Bananas and champagne. I'll not say more.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Bananas and champagne....

OOOOOOOOOOOO dammmmmmmmmm skibum!!!!! Now I HAVE to know. I'm gonna die of curiosity, it's a fatal condition you know.

Earthgoddess, man the zuchini, we're gonna storm skibum and make him confess.

 

[Skibum]

Ladies, there is no need for violence! It should be rather obvious, given the shape of a banana. And every woman has her own champagne glass!

 

[Merelan]

I sense a party happening. All of us dressed as pirates with our own bananas and chanpagne and skibum helping us to understand the higher things in life!

 

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