LRC
Sketchy Character
- Joined
- Jul 1, 2000
- Posts
- 2,098
For me it's McDonald's .... fresh, fast and freaking HOT !!!!
You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When...
You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
You have a bumper sticker that says: "Coffee drinkers are good in the sack."
You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You lick your coffeepot clean.
You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
People can test their batteries in your ears.
When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
You don't tan, you roast.
You don't get mad, you get steamed.
Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.
Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
All your kids are named "Joe".

You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When...
You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
You have a bumper sticker that says: "Coffee drinkers are good in the sack."
You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You lick your coffeepot clean.
You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
People can test their batteries in your ears.
When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
You don't tan, you roast.
You don't get mad, you get steamed.
Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.
Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
All your kids are named "Joe".
