What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[hotcpu]

Dad, I'm almost on empty on gas, can you fill it up?

Teenagers

 

[beachbaby179]

I got nothin'.

I really need to fix this situation.

 

[Jada59]

They would give me lots of dick.

 

[BlackCashmere]

I got nothin'.

I really need to fix this situation.

Actually you have everything...Beauty, brains, compassion and wit...that is just for starters...and you are an amazing mom and friend...

You rock

was that sexy enough

 

[beachbaby179]

Actually you have everything...Beauty, brains, compassion and wit...that is just for starters...and you are an amazing mom and friend...

You rock

was that sexy enough

Wow. Now if you only had some facial hair... lol! Thank you dear friend.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

That last one was......fuckkkkkkkk

 

[LostGirlTink]

You’re worth waiting for.
Which was incredibly sweet particularly in the context of the conversation I was having at the time

 

[lacandy]

And I agree. You are worth a lot.

 

[LostGirlTink]

And I agree. You are worth a lot.

 

[Leigh81]

He hasn't said it yet.
I expect lots tonight since he's off to Vegas in the morning until Sunday evening

L

 

[LizVegas79]

Lets hit up the bistro after some shopping!

 

[Apisto42]

“I’m cooking for you.”

Or maybe it was “I’d like to put my mouth on that.”

Hard to choose.

 

[Trekka]

“Do you want Vicodin or Percocet?”

My. Fucking. Hero.

Root canal at 8:30 tomorrow. I’d prefer to give birth. It hurt way less than this!!!

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

“I’m cooking for you.”

Or maybe it was “I’d like to put my mouth on that.”

Hard to choose.

But what are they cooking though?

 

[Apisto42]

But what are they cooking though?

She didn’t say. But it’s always delicious. Maybe breakfast.

I’m leaning towards the second one though.

 

[Girly_girl]

Haven't heard anything today.

 

[Taegul]

"You want this guacamole and cheese? It's still sealed."

Possibly the sexiest thing a complete stranger in a random parking lot has ever said to me...

 

[SassySheDevil]

If we ever meet, you're just going to Have to accept that you will lose control of your body.

 

[barefootgirl69]

That he missed me today and he'd tell me all about it tonight when he calls

 

[VIPER2121]

That I have a sexy voice

 

[barefootgirl69]

That I have a sexy voice

Oh... you do! I've heard it here in recordings

You sang, as I recall!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Well, part of it went like this...

You want my cock, baby? You wanna suck on that? You wanna fuck it, don't you? You want me to say yes?... **

I'll leave it to your imagination to sort out what he was doing while he said all that.








**Obviously, the answers were, Yes. Yes, Yes, aaand... Yes.

 

[Jada59]

He was actually silent. Standing in the doorway, watching me dance. It was the look in his eyes. And then the door shut and the lights went off.

 

[Sienna]

"Hurry back. I feel like eating you out."

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

A friend's new life motto: If you can count your orgasms, you aren't cumming hard enough.