What's the oddest piece of visual aid you've used for masturbation?

[Marxist]

Age 12 and I'm jerking off to my sister's Cosmo.

Remember those ads for creams that magically make your breasts larger and fuller? Me too.

 

[Marxist]

Oh come on people, share your freak stories. I had a gf that used to masturbate to "Magnum P.I." reruns. I wonder what "Simon and Simon" did for her?

 

[CarolineOh]

Age 12 and I'm jerking off to my sister's Cosmo.

Remember those ads for creams that magically make your breasts larger and fuller? Me too.

How much bigger did you want them to be?

 

[Marxist]

Re: Re: What's the oddest piece of visual aid you've used for masturbation?

How much bigger did you want them to be?

At 12 I wanted tits so big that I wouldn't wanna leave the house. Alas, I grew up and had to seek tits on another.

 

[CarolineOh]

UhHuh. Well, I'm wondering what else besides the Cosmo you swiped from your sister.

 

[Laurel]

Age 11. A Magnum P.I. poster my aunt had on her wall.

No joke.

 

[Guest]

 

[CarolineOh]

UhHuh. Well, I'm wondering what else besides the Cosmo you swiped from your sister.

 

[freescorfr]

Used to just stare at the rough plastered wall and the surface gradually presented forms of couples fucking or a girl bent over, bum in the air, legs apart - little shadows. Different every time too - the same wall.

Was very sad when it was papered over - all that porn covered up. Another emperor's clothes tale - noone ever found my porn because they couldn't see it.

 

[Marxist]

UhHuh. Well, I'm wondering what else besides the Cosmo you swiped from your sister.

I'm not one swipe undies or footwear. Not my style. However I did get a peek at a late 20's cousin when I was only 13 that set me back a few years in therapy.

Thanks for the memory.

Laurel, what is it with women and Magnum P.I.? Is it the gay 'stache or the nut hugging shorts?

The more I think I get you guys....

 

[Marxist]

I also used to cut out pics from dirty magazines I would find behind the PX. I kept them in a shoebox in the top of my closet. I wonder if they're still around?

Freescofr, that has to be the oddest vis. I've ever heard of. What kind of drugs make you do that?

 

[alexandraaah]

I have this porno from the 80's that's in Spanish...lots of leg warmers and low belts. There's one scene where this girl is playing electric guitar with her pussy; it becomes quite heated.

I can't say that that scene was responsible for sending me over into bliss or anything, but you could consider it part of a whole masturbatory experience.

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

I used to fantasize about Sebastian Bach when I was about 13. Later, I occasionally masturbated to the sound of Peter Murphy's voice. Is that weird??

 

[alexandraaah]

I used to fantasize about Sebastian Bach when I was about 13. Later, I occasionally masturbated to the sound of Peter Murphy's voice. Is that weird??

yes. very.

 

[Marxist]

I used to fantasize about Sebastian Bach when I was about 13. Later, I occasionally masturbated to the sound of Peter Murphy's voice. Is that weird??

HHG: Yes, that is weird. But no one has topped Freescofr yet.


Alex: How does one strum a guitar with their puss? Was she using her clit for pick?

 

[Dillinger]

Got my first boner while watching Marsha Brady on an old black and white Zenith TV...

 

[Hamletmaschine]

A pot roast.

It was a really sexy pot roast.

 

[Marxist]

A pot roast.

It was a really sexy pot roast.

Anything to one-up Freescofr....how lame...

 

[Wiggles]

They used to have a video on MTV which was purely flat line cartoons. I think one of the cartoon characters had really big hooters. I had that video on a tape, filled up a couple afternoons.

Another would be watching boot leg porn on my T.V. at my parents house. You know, where it's all filtered, so you have to sort of connect the pictures moving up and down the screen. Gave myself Many headaches with that one.

 

[seXieleXie]

the mtv night time drama "undressed"

 

[alexandraaah]

Alex: How does one strum a guitar with their puss? Was she using her clit for pick?

She's sort of humping it while standing. Serious red leg warmers up to her knees, she wasn't fucking around. Well, yeah she was.

It's actually a Philipino flick dubbed over in Spanish.

"Sexo Rocanrolero," I had to dig it up for old times sake.

 

[Marxist]

She's sort of humping it while standing. Serious red leg warmers up to her knees, she wasn't fucking around. Well, yeah she was.

It's actually a Philipino flick dubbed over in Spanish.

"Sexo Rocanrolero," I had to dig it up for old times sake.

Where does one find Philipino porn these days?

 

[glamorilla]

the Hungry like the Wolf video from Duran Duran...

and Rick Springfield...

 

[alexandraaah]

Where does one find Philipino porn these days?

From her Filipino friend. It was part of my "starter kit" quite a few years ago. He threw in a used "club." No thank you.



edited for shameful spelling.

 

[Marxist]

From her Philipino friend. It was part of my "starter kit" quite a few years ago. He threw in a used "club." No thank you.

Philipino women are freaky. They look Asian and demure then go and throw leg like a Cuban chica at a seafood fest.