whats the craziest thing you've broken during sex
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lovetoread
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I've not broken much, but I did get hit in the head with a spreader bar, does that count?
lascivious87
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I can only think of 2 times that come somewhat close.
One time I took a girl friend out on my boat. We stopped in the middle of the lake, got drunk and had sex. Then on the way back to the dock my boat broke down and we had to row back. Lol
The other time I had a party at my house when I was still under drinking age. The girl I had been flirting with all night tripped and fell through my glass coffee table. Then she was bleeding and nothing ever happened haha.
Do those count?
One time I took a girl friend out on my boat. We stopped in the middle of the lake, got drunk and had sex. Then on the way back to the dock my boat broke down and we had to row back. Lol
The other time I had a party at my house when I was still under drinking age. The girl I had been flirting with all night tripped and fell through my glass coffee table. Then she was bleeding and nothing ever happened haha.
Do those count?
yr second one is sooo sad
all that effort and so young lol
lascivious87
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yr second one is sooo sad
Yeah I know really sad... I still miss that coffee table
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lascivious87
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A friend told me once he was fucking this girl on this big rock (missionary I would imagine) when his dick slipped out between strokes and he drove it into the rock. Broke some blood vessels I guess. I think the lesson is to fuck on the ground... sand in the vadge is much more forgiving than a dick to a rock lol!
legend!! lol
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During sex?
Very_Bad_Man
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ok here goes (and yes, you can all have laugh at my expense)
on wednesday night i was cammin my 'friend' in aussie...it must be said i was more than a little horny at the time and, being a squirter, i had a towel at the ready.
sadly i was a little on the slow side and gushed all over the screen and keyboard.
now my laptop is dead as a doornail and has a huge moisture patch rising up the screen! (still feelin a little sleepish) told repair man it was a glass of water
what have you broken while caught up in throws of pleasure and never fessed up to your mates about? i haven't told a soul here...they wouldn't understand lol
this story is disgusting. remind me never to fuck you.
lascivious87
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So smooth! I'm surprised such a classy guy doesn't have a ton of stories to tell.
Very_Bad_Man
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i never been one to brag or fabricate a story to top the first guys. i provide pictures.
so suck it.
think yr pretty safe on that request
lascivious87
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Considering your age you're probably waving a limp polariod while I take HD video!
Very_Bad_Man
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Yes. Right in the middle of coitus.
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Destinys_Bitch
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Bed slats.
TN_Vixen
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The mental image is....amusing
