What's something you've always wanted to ask the opposite gender?

[SoulAssasin247]

I will gladly cock block if my GF asks me to, or if I see a creep bothering her. She will do the same for me.
If a nice guy approaches, good for her.
My friends don’t cock block willy nilly.

If you’re being cock blocked, it may be you, buddy boy.

It's usually the friend that nobody wants to fuck that cockblocks lol. No I have no problem and never did have problem picking up women, just large herds of women lmao

 

[AlwaysFara]

It's usually the friend that nobody wants to fuck that cockblocks lol. No I have no problem and never did have problem picking up women, just large herds of women lmao

Okay.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Only when it pertains to thinking we are impressing a woman or standing at the urinal that doesn't have a divider.

If you can suck your own nipple does it feel as good as when someone else sucks it?

No, not even close. I can’t be as rough and hungry for them as someone else.

 

[AlwaysFara]

No, not even close. I can’t be as rough and hungry for them as someone else.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Okay.

I am talking about big groups of women situation in a club. I am not talking you, when I say the one nobody wants to fuck, but it's true usually the one nobody wants is cockblocking. That's why guys always have a friend to distract the unwanted woman, we call him the fall guy

 

[Miles Long]

I am talking about big groups of women situation in a club. I am not talking you, when I say the one nobody wants to fuck, but it's true usually the one nobody wants is cockblocking. That's why guys always have a friend to distract the unwanted woman, we call him the fall guy

This was immortalized in the Stephen Lynch song "She Gotta Smile".

 

[SoulAssasin247]

This was immortalized in the Stephen Lynch song "She Gotta Smile".

I have to check this song out lol

 

[Miles Long]

Hahaha. I love that guy.

I was very hit and miss on him for a long time. Some songs I loved, others I didn't like at all. But his album Lion was fantastic from start to finish.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

https://youtu.be/YNwkJ6Nf_OY



Just listened and laughed

 

[Phosphene]

What do you think of boobatars as a woman? (I realize this might be uncomfortable, feel free to ignore)

There are so many deliciously squishie sweater puppies around here that I find it has a loss of impact. I have trouble distinguishing one boobatar from another. The same is true of the man chest av. I prefer avatars that represent an individual without resorting to the objectification of a singular physical attribute.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

There are so many deliciously squishie sweater puppies around here that I find it has a loss of impact. I have trouble distinguishing one boobatar from another. The same is true of the man chest av. I prefer avatars that represent an individual without resorting to the objectification of a singular physical attribute.

Agreed. As much as I love boobs it's hard to keep track of who's boobs belong to who.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

I watched his show Live at the El Rey on DVD until it wouldn't play anymore and have been to one of his shows. Fucking brilliant. I still burst into some of his songs when it fits into a conversation.

Ditto. I still have to catch myself every once in a while humming an inappropriate lyric and looking hard to make sure my kid didn't hear it.

 

[Apisto42]

Ditto. I still have to catch myself every once in a while humming an inappropriate lyric and looking hard to make sure my kid didn't hear it.

I’m going to have “big fat friend” and “fuck your little sister” running through my head today during meetings now. Good times.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Agreed. As much as I love boobs it's hard to keep track of who's boobs belong to who.

We need “Hello, These boobs are ______’s” nametages.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

We need “Hello, These boobs are ______’s” nametages.

That would be an incredibly useful tool.

<Beavis> hehe...hehe...I just said "tool". </Beavis>

 

[Polranny]

Rather than nametags you should have "Pose Tit notes"

 

[ashik09]

Rather than nametags you should have "Pose Tit notes"

*Rimshot*

 

[thefishfryer]

Do guys really think about the size of their dicks so much?

Only when women point at it and fall about laughing.

Seriously though, having determined mine is within normal parameters, I tend not to think about it very much at all.

Unfortunately I believe that pornography has provided a distorted view of what normal is in much the same way that the fashion industry did for women's body shape.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Do guys really think about the size of their dicks so much?

As a teenager, yes. And some men do remain obsessed beyond that. But once a guy starts having sex and getting feedback from women, he gets an idea of where he stands, and either learns to work with what he has or doesn’t.

 

[Interested_Girl]

As a teenager, yes. And some men do remain obsessed beyond that. But once a guy starts having sex and getting feedback from women, he gets an idea of where he stands, and either learns to work with what he has or doesn’t.

Not all men know how to work with what they have.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

I don't so much as worry about my size anymore, but thanks to a insatiable need for information and overactive sex drive and imagination I do like to know where I stand sometimes lol.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

We need “Hello, These boobs are ______’s” nametages.

Ooor.. these tits may or may not reflect the actual users tits...

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Do guys really think about their dicks so much?

Yes.

(I fixed that for you. You're welcome).

Rather than nametags you should have "Pose Tit notes"

Funniest thing on the Internet today!

 

[AlwaysFara]

Funniest thing on the Internet today!

Really?
You need to get out more.
Or, at least go to the Your Penis and You thread.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Really?
You need to get out more.
Or, at least go to the Your Penis and You thread.

Maybe "Pose Tit Notes" is more of a visual joke.

Need an example...