What's She Saying, Part Deux?

[SEVERUSMAX]

This is similar to one that vanished before, where people caption pics and put words in the mouths of one of the women in it. I might do one for the men soon, but for now, let's resume the "What's She Saying?" thread.

 

[albertaboy]

This is similar to one that vanished before, where people caption pics and put words in the mouths of one of the women in it. I might do one for the men soon, but for now, let's resume the "What's She Saying?" thread.

It's in the playground, but one would work here as well.

http://xxxadultphoto.com/xxx/sexy-naked-girls-selfie-nude-tumblr.jpg

Come on Babe, Hubby will be back in 20 minutes and I need it now.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Nice one, AB.

My contribution.

"Look, cousin, I really do need to have a baby and my boyfriend is sterile. He asked me to find a guy to do this and I immediately thought of you. Best part? We want three kids at least, so this is not a one-time thing. You can also be best man at our wedding and go on the honeymoon with us."

 

[Rightguide]

It's in the playground, but one would work here as well.

http://xxxadultphoto.com/xxx/sexy-naked-girls-selfie-nude-tumblr.jpg

Yes, I ordered a Whopper and I want it done my way.

 

[oggbashan]

http://i.imgur.com/Z3zjKZB.jpg

You've seen mine. I don't think much of yours.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Yes, I ordered a Whopper and I want it done my way.

Lmao. Good one. She'd get her wish, too, if the check out window had someone even remotely into women.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

http://i.imgur.com/Z3zjKZB.jpg


"So, Jake, I do want to marry you, but I hope that you understand that I'm in love with your father, too. It's cool, though. My mother wants to borrow your dick now and then, mostly because it's small enough for anal sex."

 

[Rightguide]

http://i.imgur.com/Z3zjKZB.jpg

This pair beats your two deuces, snowflake.