What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

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So let me summarise, I get an immediate payment of $150,000 upon signing, the use of a swanky apartment free of cost and a $100,000 pa tax free allowance. In exchange for which I have to look my best and act enamoured of you in public. I am to be available to you at all times and act as your whore and sexual plaything in private. The contract is for one year and renewable at your option for the next five years. If you choose not to renew, the apartment will be signed over to me together with an additional $100,000 for each year completed.

I shall get my lawyers to check it out tomorrow, but reading about being your whore and plaything has made me kind of randy, would you be up for a quick trial run.
 
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"Dang it! I forgot to play my lotto numbers today, and I would've won!", She said with much frustration.

He looked up with glint in his eyes, "How can I help you, Goddess?".

A wry smile appeared on Her face, "Do you have a time machine?".

"No..." he said rubbing his chin, "But I do have a million ways to cheer you up if you'd let me?"... :love:
 
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