What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[13Fantasies]

"You seem like a really nice guy. But nice guys are boring. Sometimes
you can be useful though. Do you want to be useful, sweetie?"

I miss her doing porn

 

[LizVegas79]

"Are you sure you want to lick my kitty, sweetie? I've already been
with two other boys this afternoon and they were both very, VERY,
mmmm, how should I say it? backed up?"

 

[JerseyJade]

"Are you sure you want to lick my kitty, sweetie? I've already been
with two other boys this afternoon and they were both very, VERY,
mmmm, how should I say it? backed up?"

I love when a guy is backed up.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

"You seem like a really nice guy. But nice guys are boring. Sometimes
you can be useful though. Do you want to be useful, sweetie?"

Bette to be useful than useless. Bring it on.

Yes I’m also a slut.

 

[13Fantasies]

I love when a guy is backed up.

Boy, I hope we are talking about the hose and not the septic tank here.

 

[JerseyJade]

Boy, I hope we are talking about the hose and not the septic tank here.

Eww!

 

[LizVegas79]

Boy, I hope we are talking about the hose and not the septic tank here.

Yuckie!

 

[peekingone]

I share everything with my gf's. My husband, my sex toys, my outfits and shoes, everything!

Sharing is caring for sure.

 

[Ksgirl11]

"Are you sure you want to lick my kitty, sweetie? I've already been
with two other boys this afternoon and they were both very, VERY,
mmmm, how should I say it? backed up?"

Mmm yes let me give that kitty a tongue bath

 

[Hipshot1554]

I share everything with my gf's. My husband, my sex toys, my outfits and shoes, everything!

What a good friend to have!

 

[investor2020]

Her: "See, Liz, you're not the only one with long, sexy legs and a
shapely behind."

 

[LizVegas79]

Her: "See, Liz, you're not the only one with long, sexy legs and a
shapely behind."

(me): "Fuck you, bitch. It's go time!"

 

[LizVegas79]

Jury Duty Mom

"It looks like it's going to be a long trial, sweetie. But being sequestered doesn't have to suck.
Why don't you get to know me a little better to pass the time? I won't tell if you don't."

 

[EricaLynch]

"Ummm....I was always told not to take a ride from strangers but Liz dropped me off here and I have no other ride...I hope this girl in the car isn't a psycho"

 

[LizVegas79]

"I'm so glad your kids are at school and your husband and my husband are both
at work. Now we can play with your sybbie all day long now, just the two of us."

 

[hotwords229_A]

‘What’s he going to do with that syringe? Meh, I’ve had bigger.’

 

[LizVegas79]

It figures the first test tube babe would be a blonde

 

[LizVegas79]

‘What’s he going to do with that syringe? Meh, I’ve had bigger.’

It figures the first test tube babe would be a blonde

The second one will probably be a Latina though. Or at least an Asian.


Brunettes Rule!

(even though we aren't always the first to be chosen )

 

[LizVegas79]

"Do you want to wait until we get back to your hotel? Or would you like a little taste now, sweetie?"

 

[LizVegas79]

"Excuse me. I know we just met. But my husband came inside me soooo much this morning. I don't want to have
an accident at the PTA meeting and feel any of it running down my leg since I'm wearing this ridiculously short skirt
and didn't have time to change after work. So how do our daughters know each other? Is yours on the soccer team
too?"

 

[whenagain]

The second one will probably be a Latina though. Or at least an Asian.


Brunettes Rule!

(even though we aren't always the first to be chosen )

I’ve always preferred brunettes

 

[EricaLynch]

"Okay, who's next?"

 

[investor2020]

Brunettes Rule!

(even though we aren't always the first to be chosen )

It's always better to save the best for last !

 

[investor2020]

Her: "But I thought we were going to have a glass of wine first . . . "

 

[EricaLynch]

"So...you left your husband at home right? Then follow me upstairs!"