What's Musk's deal with X? and How can we right a nasty story about it?

[lovecraft68]

Forum Fafo

LOL

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

I started writing a story a few weeks ago about Donald Trump bursting into tears when he’s strip-searched at GITMO. He stops sobbing when fellow prisoner Elon Musk soothes him by sucking his dick. I got stuck when I realized Musk would never show kindness to anyone. Maybe this is a good place to workshop it … .

 

[PennyThompson]

Oh look, the whiny leftists AH'ers got booted into the Politics board.

This is why they start things like that over there to snark and spew in their safe moderated forum because they won't go where people can sling it back to them.

I am sure as soon as they notice where this is, we won't hear anything else.

Kudos to Laurel for kicking it out of where it had no right being.

So how would YOU write an Elon Musk breeding kink parody?

Maybe a milking story using one of his robots?

Though they're actually just animatronics controlled by a human somewhere, so you could probably take a V&E angle...

"BigBalls, it's your turn to milk the boss, I did it last week. Now put on the VR rig and get to work! Remember, he still thinks the robot is self-aware, so you'll need to use your sexy robot voice."

 

[MillieDynamite]

I intended this to be a humorous discussion and to give me story ideas.

 

[MajorRewrite]

I intended this to be a humorous discussion and to give me story ideas.

Your original post was just about a weird tycoon who named his kid something bizarre. Not political at all.

There was no reason to move the thread to the politics forum, but I guess Musk’s fanboys are quite sensitive.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

The story could start with the skeptics who said electric cars are crap and electric car buyers are idiots, especially those who demand all cars eventually be electric, and then later they laugh at the tards who trade their electric cars for gas guzzling SUVs.

That doesn’t sound sexy at all. If you’re doing to write a story about sex and transit, I recommend trains!

 

[stxjimmy]

X (formerly Twitter), X Corp., xAI, X.com (part of PayPal), Space-X, are there more? And the kid, what the fuck, X Æ A-Xii Musk, give me a fucking break. The original name was "X Æ A-12", but they changed it to "X Æ A-Xii" to comply with California naming laws, which don't allow numerals in names. I guess, since he has 14 kids, we should be happy there aren't more kids stuck with X as a name. Though I haven't researched to see what the other names are! Who has a good story idea for the richest freak in the world? No, we can't actually write it, I think it violates the rules.

Hardly needs fiction when the actuality is so bizarre!

 

[MillieDynamite]

And yet, they did.

Your original post was just about a weird tycoon who named his kid something bizarre. Not political at all.

There was no reason to move the thread to the politics forum, but I guess Musk’s fanboys are quite sensitive.

 

[PennyThompson]

That doesn’t sound sexy at all. If you’re doing to write a story about sex and transit, I recommend trains!

I don't think these guys like trains very much... Maybe a story where a Tesla gets stuck in the one-lane HyperLoop under Las Vegas, and two passengers need to pass the time while waiting for rescue?

 

[MillieDynamite]

But fiction is for entertainment, not that just reading about the man isn't entertaining, but I'm a writer, not a political commentator.

Hardly needs fiction when the actuality is so bizarre!

 

[Bray123]

14 kids?
14 flags on his X social media posts?
Kids called X?
Space company called SpaceX?

For those who are not nerds, web pages have a code called ASCII for weird symbols. Actually, every conceivable letter/symbol with or without accents has its own ASCII code.
It just so happens that the ASCII code for X is 88.

Now then, now then. If you happen to be the sort of guy who grew up in a White Supremacist family and throws out Nazi salutes you'd be well aware that 88 is a secret-club sign for HH (because H is the 8th letter of the alphabet). HH in those Nazi-saluting circles stands for 'Heil Hitler'.

Also, 14 is secret-club sign for Fourteen Words, or a slogan coined by a Nazi best forgotten.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourteen_Words

1488 is a Nazi rallying cry.

The forum White Supremacists will be along shortly to say this is delusion, but they know (and we know) it to be true.

Trump does WP signs to his supporters.

 

[AlexBailey]

But fiction is for entertainment, not that just reading about the man isn't entertaining, but I'm a writer, not a political commentator.

You saw Don’t Look Up, didn’t you?

Peter Isherwell, the billionaire CEO of the fictional tech company BASH is one of the president’s top donors. Isherwell was intended parody of Elon Musk - though he seems a little more Steve Jobs / Carl Sagan.


The way the billionaire was so in with the president seemed like a stretch when the movie came out back during COVID.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

You saw Don’t Look Up, didn’t you?

Peter Isherwell, the billionaire CEO of the fictional tech company BASH is one of the president’s top donors. Isherwell was intended parody of Elon Musk - though he seems a little more Steve Jobs / Carl Sagan.


The way the billionaire was so in with the president seemed like a stretch when the movie came out back during COVID.

Miles Bron in Knives Out 2 was an obvious parody of Elon Musk.

 

[MillieDynamite]

No, Jo wasn't impressed with the trailer for some reason and vetoed us watching it. Yes, I'm pussy whipped.

You saw Don’t Look Up, didn’t you?

Peter Isherwell, the billionaire CEO of the fictional tech company BASH is one of the president’s top donors. Isherwell was intended parody of Elon Musk - though he seems a little more Steve Jobs / Carl Sagan.


The way the billionaire was so in with the president seemed like a stretch when the movie came out back during COVID.

 

[Actingup]

No, Jo wasn't impressed with the trailer for some reason and vetoed us watching it. Yes, I'm pussy whipped.

Fuck that - it’s a great movie. Worth it for the final movie scene and the credits scenes alone.

On an unrelated note, end of the world sex scenes are even more stimulating than train sex IMHO.

 

[AlexBailey]

No, Jo wasn't impressed with the trailer for some reason and vetoed us watching it. Yes, I'm pussy whipped.

No, Jo!

I’m pussy whipped too but my wife loved this tragic sci-fi comedy.

You’d probably spend most of the movie laughing together.

 

[lovecraft68]

So how would YOU write an Elon Musk breeding kink parody?

Maybe a milking story using one of his robots?

Though they're actually just animatronics controlled by a human somewhere, so you could probably take a V&E angle...

"BigBalls, it's your turn to milk the boss, I did it last week. Now put on the VR rig and get to work! Remember, he still thinks the robot is self-aware, so you'll need to use your sexy robot voice."

I wouldn't, I'm not a parody/fan fic type.

No, not true, I'll parody a genre, but that's not a person.

The 'write a story' portion of the OP was to try and cover her ass in the AH to pretend her rant was a story idea.

Laurel-not the mod BTW-decided enough was enough with certain people slipping their political views and insults into the forum.

Melissa did it with her Blue Sky thread before I editing it after I made a comment about it.

Maybe-and I'm sure this was Laurel's thought-this will stop this crap from popping up in the AH

This forum is where all that crap beliongs.

 

[AlexBailey]

I wouldn't, I'm not a parody/fan fic type.

No, not true, I'll parody a genre, but that's not a person.

The 'write a story' portion of the OP was to try and cover her ass in the AH to pretend her rant was a story idea.

Laurel-not the mod BTW-decided enough was enough with certain people slipping their political views and insults into the forum.

Melissa did it with her Blue Sky thread before I editing it after I made a comment about it.

Maybe-and I'm sure this was Laurel's thought-this will stop this crap from popping up in the AH

This forum is where all that crap beliongs.

What a snowflake.

 

[lovecraft68]

 

[AlexBailey]

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Do you understand that if Trump declares attacks on Tesla and its infrastructure to be acts or terrorism he will be letting insurers off the hook? Most insurance companies don’t cover acts of war or terroism.

 

[DeluxAuto]

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If you were smart (lol), you'd be championing more American jobs due to the demand for more Teslas, but you're just a dumb MAGAt and not an American.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Melissa did it with her Blue Sky thread before I editing it after I made a comment about it.

Who the fuck let you edit anything? Are you modding the ESL forum?

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

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How many of the fires at Tesla dealerships were set by the dealers themselves to get rid of stock they couldn't sell?

 

[MillieDynamite]

I'll tell Jo what you said about it. Who knows, maybe I can get my way. Not damn likely.

Fuck that - it’s a great movie. Worth it for the final movie scene and the credits scenes alone.

On an unrelated note, end of the world sex scenes are even more stimulating than train sex IMHO.

 

[lovecraft68]

And yet, they did.

Bullshit, you knew the intent so stop playing around. I thought you'd have the spine to be honest, not like that brainwashed cuck you're quoting.

You got cute and Laurel saw it and sent a message to the AH snowflakes to stop pretending their political spew is about writing.

But, let me reply to the topic.

One could write a story about a guy who came from not much to become one of the richest people in the world.

A man who donates millions to help people

A man who created the EV to help save the environment.

A man who created the technology to allow paralyzed people to use a computer with their mind.

A man who has a better space program then Nasa and recently saved some of their astronauts.

A man that not long ago your type had a decent opinion of....

Until he bought Twitter and ruined your echo chamber of one-sided hatred. Until he had the nerve to try to save you money

Now people like you call people who own his cars-many of whom are like minded climate propagandists like you, Nazi's and destroy their property and think violence and hatred is okay because all you are is a group of brain washed lunatics who want respect without ever giving any.

Also, mentioning someone's kid is as classless as it gets, but you do represent that side of the coin. Mentioning someone's kid in a sex forum could also be seen as underage. Might be splitting hairs, but hey, while we're here we can talk about how everyone pretends to be upset over the thought of underage, so maybe you screwed up there too.

This is what its like to post in an unmoderated forum where the snowflakes don't have any protection. Where people sling shit but also hang around to take shit because they can handle it.

I have my share of issues with Laurel as I've made clear, but I feel like I owe her a personal thank you for this.