What's Musk's deal with X? and How can we right a nasty story about it?

[MillieDynamite]

X (formerly Twitter), X Corp., xAI, X.com (part of PayPal), Space-X, are there more? And the kid, what the fuck, X Æ A-Xii Musk, give me a fucking break. The original name was "X Æ A-12", but they changed it to "X Æ A-Xii" to comply with California naming laws, which don't allow numerals in names. I guess, since he has 14 kids, we should be happy there aren't more kids stuck with X as a name. Though I haven't researched to see what the other names are! Who has a good story idea for the richest freak in the world? No, we can't actually write it, I think it violates the rules.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

No, we can't actually write it, I think it violates the rules.

It pretty much does, but I like to believe that Elon's team in charge of moderating the Internet* is faster than Lit's mods on this.

* Considering the person we're talking about, I like to believe of him as the kid who thinks they own the entire playground.

 

[TheRedChamber]

Careful now...

I do have a plot bunny about a Bill Gated style billionaire selling all his stock, investing in a porn company, moving to somewhere where prostitution laws are more relaxed and just going wild very very publically.

Ultimately you want your main character to either be likable or at the very least a magnificent bastard and Musk is [redacted for political speech|

 

[PennyThompson]

He also (allegedly) had a botched penis enlargement procedure, so who knows what's going on down there

 

[MillieDynamite]

I love his trans daughter; she sticks it in his eye every chance she gets. Also, what does it say about a man whose children are all from in vitro fertilization (IVF)? Is he a germaphobe, or is it something sexual, something not acceptable to conservatives?

 

[KittyOfSteele]

He also (allegedly) had a botched penis enlargement procedure, so who knows what's going on down there

Well, here goes something I didn't know that I'll bring it up with my D&D group next session.

I love his trans daughter; she sticks it in his eye every chance she gets. Also, what does it say about a man whose children are all from in vitro fertilization (IVF)? Is he a germaphobe, or is it something sexual, something not acceptable to conservatives?

I haven't read D. H. Lawrence just yet, but I've heard that he somehow said IVF would make sexuality pointless, which considering the utter rise on extreme chastity all over the western world, it feels more like a Orwell-esque prediction rather than a crazy thing. He didn't use the words IVF, but mentioned a procedure that is exactly that.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Ummm, we considered Invetro for Jo to carry the baby. But I could see she wasn't crazy about giving birth. If I could've, I would've done it and given birth myself. Unfortunately, I can't have kids. I was sterilized in the hospital after I was raped when I was on the streets. It actually happened the first time I ran away from my adoptive family, just a foster then, and when Pops discovered what the doctor did to me, I think he wanted to kill the guy.

 

[SimonDoom]

You might get away with it if you changed the name of the crazy business baron to Nelo Skum.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Let me introduce you to my daughter, YnotRealG, who isn't a girl, and her twin brother, YbyIVFisRealb, who is a boy! Please shop at Ydotcom, fly on Y-Air, and pay with Ypay. OkaYisY?

You might get away with it if you changed the name of the crazy business baron to Nelo Skum.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Of his 14 kiddos, at least nine, possibly all, are by IVF! He had one daughter, Nevada Alexander Musk, die of SIDS at 10 weeks. He supposedly ensured they were all boys by Preimplantation Genetic Testing (PGT) to identify and select embryos of the desired sex. He's fucking STRANGE! Why is my computer suddenly glitching while I'm typing? Oh, my god, I've been Musked!

 

[Rustyoznail]

Let me introduce you to my daughter, YnotRealG, who isn't a girl, and her twin brother, YbyIVFisRealb, who is a boy! Please shop at Ydotcom, fly on Y-Air, and pay with Ypay. OkaYisY?

Better pick another letter. Too close to Ye.

 

[Izanami9]

I love his trans daughter; she sticks it in his eye every chance she gets. Also, what does it say about a man whose children are all from in vitro fertilization (IVF)? Is he a germaphobe, or is it something sexual, something not acceptable to conservatives?

I love her too, she’s got sass and knows how to put it to good use .

As for something sexual that’s “not acceptable to conservatives”, the only thing that seems to genuinely qualify anymore is honesty and joy.

As a group they’re the hungriest pervs EVER, and whatever they do in secret or dream of doing is exactly what they go after the hardest, shrieking to the heavens about stomping it out. Pffftttt

 

[SimonDoom]

Of his 14 kiddos, at least nine, possibly all, are by IVF! He had one daughter, Nevada Alexander Musk, die of SIDS at 10 weeks. He supposedly ensured they were all boys by Preimplantation Genetic Testing (PGT) to identify and select embryos of the desired sex. He's fucking STRANGE! Why is my computer suddenly glitching while I'm typing? Oh, my god, I've been Musked!

Gored by the musk ox.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

You might get away with it if you changed the name of the crazy business baron to Nelo Skum.

My Toon character's name is 'Musky Reeve*.' It is, quite literally, a rat who owns tech companies that are collapsing at a cheetah's pace (think ACME, but worse), and is at enemies with everyone.

I also recall the Mann Shorts guys parodying his name as 'Melon Tusk' before they left Youtube.

The sky's the limit now. How far can we take his name?

* Guess what his middle name is.

 

[AwkwardMD]

I feel a deep and abiding shame for never having noticed you could rework Musk into Skum. The missed opportunities alone.

 

[TheLobster]

X (formerly Twitter), X Corp., xAI, X.com (part of PayPal), Space-X, are there more? And the kid, what the fuck, X Æ A-Xii Musk, give me a fucking break. The original name was "X Æ A-12", but they changed it to "X Æ A-Xii" to comply with California naming laws, which don't allow numerals in names. I guess, since he has 14 kids, we should be happy there aren't more kids stuck with X as a name. Though I haven't researched to see what the other names are! Who has a good story idea for the richest freak in the world? No, we can't actually write it, I think it violates the rules.

Go home, Millie, you're drunk.

And honestly, a similar thing applies to most others who replied here. Politics Board is three doors down, by that dumpster fire.

 

[PennyThompson]

Go home, Millie, you're drunk.

And honestly, a similar thing applies to most others who replied here. Politics Board is three doors down, by that dumpster fire.

Hmm I dunno, I feel like a celebrity figure with super-public sexual hangups and an out of control breeding kink is probably fair game for erotic parody

 

[StillStunned]

I reckon he read Maskerade and didn't realise that Terry Pratchett was taking the piss about the letter X.

(For those of you who haven't read it, the main character changes her name to Perdita X. Dream, where "X" stands for "someone with a cool and exciting middle name".)

 

[Actingup]

X (formerly Twitter), X Corp., xAI, X.com (part of PayPal), Space-X, are there more? And the kid, what the fuck, X Æ A-Xii Musk, give me a fucking break. The original name was "X Æ A-12", but they changed it to "X Æ A-Xii" to comply with California naming laws, which don't allow numerals in names. I guess, since he has 14 kids, we should be happy there aren't more kids stuck with X as a name. Though I haven't researched to see what the other names are! Who has a good story idea for the richest freak in the world? No, we can't actually write it, I think it violates the rules.

Put him in another place, like, I don't know, Heard Island with the penguins. Angry political stories about freaky billionaries are only upsetting if they are set in America.

 

[AchtungNight]

Musk’s deal is he’s addicted to demanding attention and because of his money and strangeness he always gets it. I’m sure if people wanted to write a story about him they could. I’m going to pass because I don’t like the guy and I have better things with which to concern myself.

 

[HisArpy]

Or, you know, you could actually GET CREATIVE.

X
The story of the alphabet​

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

The problem with writing porn about Elon Musk is that he’s not even remotely sexy. It’s not surprising all his kids were conceived by IVF. It make my skin crawl just thinking about being touched by him.

The real untapped vein of celebrity porn is Donald Trump having gay sex with Roy Cohn. Young Donald did have a pretty mouth and in the context of Coke-fueled 80’s Manhattan, the two of them hooking up is totally plausible!

 

[Rightguide]

X (formerly Twitter), X Corp., xAI, X.com (part of PayPal), Space-X, are there more? And the kid, what the fuck, X Æ A-Xii Musk, give me a fucking break. The original name was "X Æ A-12", but they changed it to "X Æ A-Xii" to comply with California naming laws, which don't allow numerals in names. I guess, since he has 14 kids, we should be happy there aren't more kids stuck with X as a name. Though I haven't researched to see what the other names are! Who has a good story idea for the richest freak in the world? No, we can't actually write it, I think it violates the rules.

You can begin by understanding the difference between "write" and "right."

 

[lovecraft68]

Oh look, the whiny leftists AH'ers got booted into the Politics board.

This is why they start things like that over there to snark and spew in their safe moderated forum because they won't go where people can sling it back to them.

I am sure as soon as they notice where this is, we won't hear anything else.

Kudos to Laurel for kicking it out of where it had no right being.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Oh look, the whiny leftists AH'ers got booted into the Politics board.

This is why they start things like that over there to snark and spew in their safe moderated forum because they won't go where people can sling it back to them.

I am sure as soon as they notice where this is, we won't hear anything else.

Kudos to Laurel for kicking it out of where it had no right being.

I’m here. Bring it on.