What's in your inbox today..

[FreckledSprite]

I made the mistake of reacting to a sad, thirsty, lonely internet guy. So of course he doesn’t read my About section before sliding into my PMs with his pathetic drivel. Normally I would’ve enjoyed chatting with someone from New Mexico, just not that slob.

 

[EvaLane]

We've got both ends of the spectrum today, party people.

Let's start with the ugly

A two-minute-long voice note from a gentleman who, I'm sure, sees himself as nothing but sweet.

However - nearly a week ago, I politely disengaged. I communicated, clearly, that things weren't clicking for me. He replied with a variation of "wow."

And that should have been that.

But today? He opens with the exact amount of time it's been since our last message.

This is not sweet. It's weird. It makes me feel weird being here. And honestly, it's no wonder so many of the more participative women here have some bite to them.

Okay, onto the good!

I got the loveliest little message from the sweetest woman today.

The buzz is so close to that feeling in a women's bathroom at a bar, where everyone is friendly and hot and hyping each other up, but also someone's throwing up, and somehow, even that is sexy in its own way.

Anyway. Good morning, I guess?

 

[EricaAnna]

Nothing so far.

 

[Apisto42]

A very severe shortage of boobs. Imma gonna have to speak to management about this.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

This and that…

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

No messages...

 

[SherlockianMan]

Nothing thus far

 

[EricaAnna]

Some wonderful messages

 

[FreckledSprite]

Someone who I didn’t notice at first has Toxic Cokehead energy. You know the type. You expect to see him on the news soon for killing a family in a road rage incident.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Dust bunnies today

 

[FreckledSprite]

The Cokehead can’t leave well enough alone. After his last rude msg I stopped responding. So he sends another rude msg telling me to work on myself. Rageaholic

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

A voice message
A weather radar dick
And a compliment on a photo

 

[mnbreastluver]

A melting snow woman that’s boobs fell off . ️
Talk about a breast reduction.

 

[EricaAnna]

A wonderfully fun conversation with one of my oldest friends on Lit (from when I had a totally different name even)

Cuddles!

 

[Desii_Couple]

Lots of chats

 

[WetMyKitty]

A few seductive messages

 

[Mrtenant]

Wall to Wall boobs. It's exhausting replying all the appreciation.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Same as yesterday...

 

[SherlockianMan]

Nothing, but I could really use a sexy message or images because it's been a week since I've been able to crank one out.

 

[rlaflamme]

A couple thoughtful messages today.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Wall to Wall boobs. It's exhausting replying all the appreciation.

I'll tone it down tomorrow, ok?

 

[Beth_Anne90]

An unexpected tribute photo yesterday!! Pretty crazy.

 

[drobert44]

several friends, one was a gay bud whom I once played with....

 

[CuriousRick]

Old friends and new

 

[FreckledSprite]

Some Racist POS referring to Chinese people as Chinky and says it’s ok because he knows a Chinese person who uses the term. Clearly displaying what a weak, ignorant fool he is.