ThisIsHero
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jul 30, 2013
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What's crossing my mind: Sleep. Night everybody
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Now *I* want an apple.
Apple of your I??
Oh...FFS, Stevie Wonder singing in mah head now.
Apple of your I??
Oh...FFS, Stevie Wonder singing in mah head now.
Now *I* want an apple.
*puts an arm around perky and sings "master blaster (jammin')" off-key*
i have plenty to share. *tosses an apple to Joy*
*stares at apple as it falls to the floor*
Have I mentioned how completely uncoordinated and graceless I am??
*dusts off her apple* thank ya!

Where'd BovineHoister & MrMetre go???
My hands are all glittered, lubed, ready.
I want to punch autocorrect in the taint.
Aaaaaand Bingo was his name-o.
B-I-N-G-O! B-I-N-G-O! B-I-N-G-O! dada dada da..
Ever been so drunk you couldn't finish that song?![]()