What's Crossing Your Mind

[KalIsBack]

I was almost knocked into a coma. This buff guy running behind me ran into me so hard he knocked me down!

He was so sorry but how do you not notice an almost 5'9 redhead in front of you?

Umm.

Lame ass excuse to help you up, cop a minor feel.

Guy Psychology 101

 

[Touch_72]

He brought ice cream, Bailey's and dark chocolate ....

Oooooooooo. So, you're saying you're dipping him in Bailey's, licking the ice cream, taking a bite of chocolate and then sucking the Bailey's off of him?

Sounds like a nice start of a night.

I would pay for that.

Is it extra if he has an accent?

I'm free... aside from shipping and handling.

 

[sereneone4u]

Why do some people not like dark chocolate?

I love dark chocolate!

It is my favorite.

 

[Touch_72]

Umm.

Lame ass excuse to help you up, cop a minor feel.

Guy Psychology 101

Agreed. There's an angle. Guys are... ummm, guylike like that.

"I really want to apologize for running into you... but, I'd need your number to call you with that apology."

 

[sereneone4u]

Umm.

Lame ass excuse to help you up, cop a minor feel.

Guy Psychology 101

He fell on top of me!

All sweaty and hot and man hairy.

His muscles felt interesting . . .

 

[ForeverDreaming]

I'll send you the recipe!!



So just where on the west coast are ya? I see a brownie get together!!!

I am in Washington Sadly!

 

[sereneone4u]

Oooooooooo. So, you're saying you're dipping him in Bailey's, licking the ice cream, taking a bite of chocolate and then sucking the Bailey's off of him?

Sounds like a nice start of a night.



I'm free... aside from shipping and handling.

But do you have a foreign accent?

Will you put up my groceries with your shirt off?

Will you wash my car too?

 

[papadoc19]

I get the strong impression people only like me when things are going wrong...

 

[Touch_72]

But do you have a foreign accent?

Nope. That's why I don't charge extra on top of the free. But, if you really want, I could Bumblebee it by playing snippets of recordings of foreign accents, maybe lip-syncing.

Will you put up my groceries with your shirt off?

Will you wash my car too?

 

[Thandi]

Wow, what a strange day here on Lit. I missed lots...kinda glad I did.

 

[KalIsBack]

Hmm....

 

[sereneone4u]

Wait, what?

What happened on Lit today?

I am always out of the loop.

 

[may_I_please]

All these people who think they don't have accents

 

[Thandi]

Wait, what?

What happened on Lit today?

I am always out of the loop.

All kindsa weird stuff.

 

[Touch_72]

All these people who think they don't have accents

It's all relative... in a non-incest/taboo way. Compared to Sereni's, I probably don't or there's a slight difference.

 

[Touch_72]

All kindsa weird stuff.

Ya. I know! There were these two Litsters who were like all over each other flirting up a storm and declaring their undying wants for like the foreverth day in a row...

Oh wait. *blush* *cough* *giggle*

But, Gertrude missed it. We'll fill her in when she comes to.

 

[may_I_please]

*snort*

 

[sereneone4u]

All these people who think they don't have accents

Haha

I have a British friend with a posh accent.
We talk and he says I have a light lovely accent.
And I say, I have no accent I am American.

 

[KalIsBack]

Rolling eyes.

Hard.

*chuckle*

P.S. That's not flirting. Wanna see flirting?

 

[Touch_72]

P.S. That's not flirting. Wanna see flirting?

Are you propositioning me, Kal?

 

[may_I_please]

It's like watching playful stags butt antlers

 

[KalIsBack]

Are you propositioning me, Kal?

Be careful what you ask for.

 

[Touch_72]

It's like watching playful stags butt antlers

There's a "horny" joke in that somewhere.

Be careful what you ask for.

You were the one who asked for it. Are you careful what you're asking for, Studmuffin?

 

[may_I_please]

And I'm taking that mental image to dreamland with me

Night all

 

[KalIsBack]

You were the one who asked for it. Are you careful what you're asking for, Studmuffin?

You brought up the matter.

I know precisely what I'm asking for, honeybuns.