What's Crossing Your Mind?

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Just when you trust that someone has your back, you realise they are the ones throwing daggers.
 
Aliens wouldn’t understand a lot of the internet because they don’t have Adobe Flash Player and Java
 
Backing away slowly... when you accidentally step into the middle of something. :eek::eek:
 
The indomitable spirit of hope sometimes strains, like the first shoot of a new plant breaking through the soil into the sunlight. It seems like it shouldn't be a miracle... but when you see it, it feels like one.
 
Considering playing hooky. Don’t think I fancy starting work at 22:00 til god knows when, and being back again for 14:00 tomorrow. Am I allowed to sleep at some point??
 
If women could only get pregnant if they orgasmed, the human population would be significantly smaller.
 
If women could only get pregnant if they orgasmed, the human population would be significantly smaller.

Maybe some of the slackers out there would try harder? I have a friend who has multiple children and has never once had an orgasm. I think I'll buy her a vibe for her birthday this year and have it delivered anonymously.
 
Maybe some of the slackers out there would try harder? I have a friend who has multiple children and has never once had an orgasm. I think I'll buy her a vibe for her birthday this year and have it delivered anonymously.

That’s a perfect birthday gift. A gift that keeps giving and giving.
 
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