What's Crossing Your Mind?

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You always hear people brag about how they learned to swim when their parents just threw them in the deep end, but you never hear from the ones that were thrown in and didn’t learn.
 
You always hear people brag about how they learned to swim when their parents just threw them in the deep end, but you never hear from the ones that were thrown in and didn’t learn.

I was "taught" with this mentality, near Santa Monica pier to be exact. Just led out and left to swim. I still can't swim, and the seaweed and darkness below are huge terrors for me. This is one that was thrown in and didn't learn. I lived, but in terror now of the deep. This is now crossing my mind.
 
I was "taught" with this mentality, near Santa Monica pier to be exact. Just led out and left to swim. I still can't swim, and the seaweed and darkness below are huge terrors for me. This is one that was thrown in and didn't learn. I lived, but in terror now of the deep. This is now crossing my mind.

Sorry, to bring up bad memories for you.
 
Aliens wouldn’t understand a lot of the internet because they don’t have Adobe Flash Player and Java
 
I saw this guy was walking down the sidewalk, wearing just jeans and a tee shirt, jumping up and hitting all the street sighs with his fist

Whats really crossing my mind is what kind of drugs is he on?
 
I feel 100 times better today. I hope I’m not speaking too soon. :rolleyes:
 
What if UFOs are just empty vehicles sent into space by the eccentric billionaires of other planets?
 
There are guys out there that think they’re masters at pulling out, when really they’re just infertile.
 
It's about f*ing time. It's 4:30 and they're finally coming around to plow the driveways in my neighborhood.
 
I think the little angels passed on something undesirable.

Bed confinement today, and not in the fun way! :(
 
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