What's Crossing Your Mind?

[mnbreastluver]

Are women that drive small cars compensating for having a massive vagina?

 

[navytime09]

Are women that drive small cars compensating for having a massive vagina?

Naw bro, it's a giant stick in the ass. IMO, bigger the vehicle = funnier life stories.

 

[papadoc19]

Her moves weren't that good...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

His sig line needs to be, 'Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.'

 

[papadoc19]

My sig line is very apt...

 

[Beachgirl22]

I'm really not in the mood for company tonight for the football game. Not on a Sunday night when I have to be up early for work tomorrow. How in the world did I get convinced to throw this party? Ugh.

Still, Fly, Eagles Fly

 

[papadoc19]

I am bit surprised by how many people are taking his statement at face value especially given their history

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

I'm watching a documentary series that is narrated by a man whose voice sounds like Stephen Hawkings' electronic voice box.

It's quite weird. Wonder what it's like to have a face to face conversation with this man.

 

[emsway]

Is there anyone on the planet who loses their car keys more often than I do? I don’t think so.

 

[BlackCashmere]

I'm watching a documentary series that is narrated by a man whose voice sounds like Stephen Hawkings' electronic voice box.

It's quite weird. Wonder what it's like to have a face to face conversation with this man.

Im so happy to see you back

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

Im so happy to see you back

Thank you!!!! A welcome back greeting from you is quite, quite special.

 

[sultan_sd]

I am closer than I was yesterday.

 

[cole4258]

Now it's Rum cake.....

 

[newbiebabe]

Hoping December brings good things... or at least one.

 

[mnbreastluver]

We were literally created by a dick move.

 

[Mollie_F]

Effort, and the lack of it.

 

[mnbreastluver]

It’s depressing to take antidepressants

 

[papadoc19]

Nap time

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

Waiting for others to complete their work before I can begin mine....

Not my favorite spot to be in.

 

[ashesatwork]

day 3 of being sick. day 2 of feeling like death. im so ready for this to pass.

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

day 3 of being sick. day 2 of feeling like death. im so ready for this to pass.

My dad had a funny saying about that. He used to joke that first, you're so sick you're afraid you're going to die. Then you get sicker and you're afraid you won't.

 

[papadoc19]

The Beatification of Greg Schiano is a bit surprising considering until yesterday he was considered a major asshole.

 

[Tallulah82]

The Beatification of Greg Schiano is a bit surprising considering until yesterday he was considered a major asshole.

You killed a lot of threads! A whole heap in my faves list that are dated two weeks ago! You should be punished.

 

[EctoJohn]

Mentally worn out, I could use a vacation from myself and reality.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Who knew that "Mormon porn" was a thing? Not me.....