What's Crossing Your Mind?

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Ha this is about to get good I think (shares popcorn)

Nope.

Not on my end, anyway. Because what’s crossing my mind is THANKSGIVING!!!!

Now load me full of turkey and cram a wedge of pie into my bloated, comatose mouth. Stat!
 
Does anyone still go out and hunt their own turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

I did once, many years ago. But they’re not challenging to hunt and the wild ones taste weird. It’s just easier to buy one.

Although to be fair, when they come into town and stand impudently in front of traffic, clogging everything up... I wanna kill ‘em.
 
I did once, many years ago. But they’re not challenging to hunt and the wild ones taste weird. It’s just easier to buy one.

Although to be fair, when they come into town and stand impudently in front of traffic, clogging everything up... I wanna kill ‘em.

relax non violence is better than violence
 
Will I ever find that special someone again? Will I find that person who makes me feel so good....so happy...so important, or should I just stop looking and go on with my life.
 
That's the perfect allegory for life right now, in microcosm. I can't do anything else but laugh. It's just too good.
 
People always say how many people die because of alcohol, but never how many were born because of it.
 
In spite of myself, I wonder if she kisses as well as she talks.

Then I get over myself.
 
If you think working in retail on Black Friday is bad, imagine being a hooker on Valentine's Day.
 
At what point over the Thanksgiving weekend, can I officially say I have had enough damned turkey?
 
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