What's a virgin?

[FlamingoBlue]

I am trying so hard to become experienced like the rest of you. When does a virgin become experienced, in the sense of this board? In terms of life, I am anything but a virgin, although many of your stories have certainly presented a new point of view to me.

 

[Flagg]

I think you're approximately one post away

BTW - I have mixed feelings about my email inbox.

 

[Mensa]

Is this the metric system?

I had to do it thirty times before I ceased being a virgin. I used to know two girls who used the same math. One told me that it didn't count if 1) she didn't like the guy 2) he didn't do it right 3) she didn't enjoy it. But it only took her twelve tries not thirty.

 

[Armygirl]

now that was funny

wooohoooo that was funny mensa