What's a celebrity to do??

[MathGirl]

I get PMs and EMails like this at least once a week. I never know what to do about them.
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Hi can we b frnds
hi i am new

will u like 2 b my frnd

plz reply
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I usually take the easy way out and ignore them, but I really don't feel right about doing that. I don't want to start up some sort of dialogue (sp?) with someone, but I also hate to hurt feelings and have someone think I'm an asshole. That's already a possibility, of course.

What do other famous people at the AH do?

MG

 

[Guest]

What do other famous people at the AH do?

Maths, the only famous person I know on the AH is Gauche. You could have just PM-ed him.

Perdita

 

[Gabriel_Lee]

I get PMs and EMails like this at least once a week. I never know what to do about them.
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Hi can we b frnds
hi i am new

will u like 2 b my frnd

plz reply
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I usually take the easy way out and ignore them, but I really don't feel right about doing that. I don't want to start up some sort of dialogue (sp?) with someone, but I also hate to hurt feelings and have someone think I'm an asshole. That's already a possibility, of course.

What do other famous people at the AH do?

MG

I wld lk 2 b yr frnd 2. we hv so mch in cmmn. tis so dffclt typng wiv jst yr tng, yes? 1 dy drs sa they will cnnct me 2 the rst f the bdy. I wll nt b so ambtious wiv cutlry nxt time. Drs also sa 5 vts is good for morale.

lv xxxx

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: What's a celebrity to do??

I wld lk 2 b yr frnd 2. we hv so mch in cmmn.

Dear GL,
Thanks ever to much for your input.
MG

 

[Jenny _S]

It just goes to show, MG. You are HOT!

Now that you have this fan club you should know that you are riding the big wave of popularity. How can you let even one of your worshipers down.

Respond. Make him horny. We are talking major Masturbation here, girl.

 

[MathGirl]

Respond. Make him horny.

Dear Jenny,
Oh, thanks. You're just ever so helpful.
MG

 

[damppanties]

Oh MG, just give her / him / it / them the 3 to 5 days answer. If they reply, give it to them in uppercase.

 

[Icingsugar]

Damn. I don't even get hate mail.

/Ice - just a little bit jealous

 

[Vincent E]

Just be glad that you don't have the e-papparazzi jumping out from behind bushes to take your picture to sell to the tabloids. Of course with the size of the ass on that baby AV they might be better off with a wide-angle lens from further away. Personally I much prefer the two chicks on the beach AV.

 

[MathGirl]

I much prefer the two chicks on the beach AV.

Dear V,
One of those "chicks" just might sue your ass off and the other could punch you in the knee.
MG

 

[Icingsugar]

Dear V,
One of those "chicks" just might sue your ass off and the other could punch you in the knee.
MG

But oh so cute, though.

 

[raphy]

Uhoh, there's that 'c' word again.

 

[Vincent E]

Dear V,
One of those "chicks" just might sue your ass off and the other could punch you in the knee.
MG

I'm much more worried about the baby.

And here I thought I was paying a compliment.

 

[MathGirl]

Damn. I don't even get hate mail.

Dear Ic,
That could easily be arranged. Maybe even something up close and personal.
MG
cc: Vito the Viper, Big Tyrone

 

[Medieval-Man]

As someoen who was ignored by you, because I wanted to talk to an intellectual, not bed one, I must say, make your decesions situationally, if someone wants sex, destroy them, tell them who and what you are, a prodigy with mathematics, at 18, and then force them to leave you alone. If someone just wants to be your friend, to, well, talk, then I always give people a chance, they slip up, revert to what you do the those asking for sex.

Hopefully helpful,
Medi

 

[MathGirl]

As someoen who was ignored by you

Dear MeMa,
Yes, that's how I usually handle them. Otherwise, it always seems to end up with someone wanting me to be involved in face sitting. Cyber face sitting just doesn't appeal to me, whether I'm the sitter or the sittee.
MG
Ps. Just for the record, you're the one who is eighteen, not me.
Pps. I mean "I" of course.

 

[Medieval-Man]

I see.... well yeah, so my vote stants on reply to all... I've gotten like 3 feedbacks, which is a bad sign, isn't it? I guess it might be my writing, it's either awful, or too long, or equal parts of both. But hey, some got it, some don't right?

Anyway, I'm exausted, I'm going to sleep,
Night everyone!
Medi

PS. MG, please, call me Medi, not MeMa, I'm not that feminine

 

[Svenskaflicka]

MediMa, you're not a Man until you've drank a whole bottle of vodka, shut a nun, and raped a bear... or was it the other way around?

Shoot the vodka, drink the bear, fuck the nun...
No.
Fuck the vodka, rape a bear, drink a nun...

 

[CWatson]

"Give us what we want, or we'll steal your village, burn your women and rape your horses! ...Wait."

~CWatson
(contributing nothing useful)

 

[Medieval-Man]

"Give us what we want, or we'll steal your village, burn your women and rape your horses! ...Wait."

~CWatson
(contributing nothing useful)

.... Swap the horses and village, and I would have no problem with it. Mwahah, raping a village... how would you do that exactly, stand over the property line and prod the dirt?

Questioningly,
Medi

 

[MathGirl]

how would you do that exactly, stand over the property line and prod the dirt?

Dear MeM,
That was a mettyfour. Perhaps even a mettyfive.
Elucidatingly,
MG

 

[ffreak]

Originally posted by Medieval-Man
raping a village... how would you do that exactly, stand over the property line and prod the dirt?

Amazing! In all the times I have railed against the misuse of the word fuck, here someone goes and uses the proper definition. So few people seem to know that it means to plant a seed, and referred to what farmers did to the land - poking a hole in the soil with their stick and popping in a seed.

Saxon farmers did, however, find that using a piece of real wood was easier than crawling over the land.

Thank you, Meds.

-FF' (come to Literotica to learn more about your language - just as long as you don't try to farm the language)

 

[MathGirl]

Originally posted by ffreak Saxon farmers did, however, find that using a piece of real wood was easier than crawling over the land.

Dear ff,
Them Saxons were quite advanced. Some cultures still do it the old fashioned way.
MG

 

[ffreak]

Some cultures still do it the old fashioned way.

Quite right, Maths, I seem to remember reading about it taking place right here in the US of A just this last century in The Hotel New Hampshire by Garp or sombody.

-FF' (from the Literotore side of my readings)

 

[Medieval-Man]

*sighs and sits down* Tis useless to bother with humor, MG in a sentance can totally ruin it. I am dissappointed MG, I would've thought you, of all people, could get such a blatent joke, but maybe you were thinking along these terms,

If a man produces X ammount of sperm in one ejaculation, and the soil he tried to implant it into is 1 square foot, how much sperm per square inch would there be?

Maths, this time, try and laugh.
Ostracized, and under MG's oppression,
Medi