What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you (3)?

[Flirtyfairy]

Plastic... hard plastic

Hmm, what keeps poking me in the side?

 

[haha_on_me]

Hmm, what keeps poking me in the side?

Where'd you come from!?! Oh heck who cares, just never leave.

 

[Jada59]

Where'd you come from!?! Oh heck who cares, just never leave.

How did I fall asleep in the cornfield?

 

[de_valmont]

How did I fall asleep in the cornfield?

this is my pussy *smile*

 

[Jada59]

this is my pussy *smile*

Purrrrrrrrrrrrr.

 

[de_valmont]

Purrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Is this cat becoming helpless soon when stroked and massaged ALL over?

 

[Jada59]

Is this cat becoming helpless soon when stroked and massaged ALL over?

*Says nothing. Just rolls over onto back and puts all paws in the air, grinning*

 

[de_valmont]

*Says nothing. Just rolls over onto back and puts all paws in the air, grinning*

i assume this cat wants a tom-cat never ask for permission but take her right away

 

[HBergeron]

i assume this cat wants a tom-cat never ask for permission but take her right away

How do I get out of this maze?

 

[zydrate]

How do I get out of this maze?

Uh-huh. Now in order to get to your rooms, you're going to have to go this way through the casino, veer to the left. Take a sharp right at the first giant palm tree. You'll see a group of blackjack tables. Not baccarat, not craps, blackjack. Keep going, then wind around to your left. If you get to the pool, you've gone too far, back up and take another right. You'll see a bank of elevators. Those aren't your elevators, stay away from them. But keep going, you'll see another bank of elevators, the gold elevators, those are yours. Take them up to the tenth floor, take a right at the end of the hall and you'll find your room. Any questions?

 

[cole4258]

Uh-huh. Now in order to get to your rooms, you're going to have to go this way through the casino, veer to the left. Take a sharp right at the first giant palm tree. You'll see a group of blackjack tables. Not baccarat, not craps, blackjack. Keep going, then wind around to your left. If you get to the pool, you've gone too far, back up and take another right. You'll see a bank of elevators. Those aren't your elevators, stay away from them. But keep going, you'll see another bank of elevators, the gold elevators, those are yours. Take them up to the tenth floor, take a right at the end of the hall and you'll find your room. Any questions?

I would be taking the week off now

 

[zydrate]

I would be taking the week off now

lol, i was hoping someone got that but sadly, no...

 

[lurkingguy1978]

lol, i was hoping someone got that but sadly, no...

Holy crap...a Vegas Vacation reference? Obscure...but good!

 

[ShaeLeeTanner]

Holy crap...a Vegas Vacation reference? Obscure...but good!

Sorry, I know I make a mess like that. Hope you didn't mind sleeping in the wet spot.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Sorry, I know I make a mess like that. Hope you didn't mind sleeping in the wet spot.

With this kind of luck, I need to buy lottery tickets...

 

[Jd192235]

Sorry, I know I make a mess like that. Hope you didn't mind sleeping in the wet spot.

Can you throw that in the laundry when you up making us bloodies!

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Can you throw that in the laundry when you up making us bloodies!

Time hop has to be responsible for this!

 

[Smoothshavendad]

Time hop has to be responsible for this!

I would be extremely wide awake!!!

 

[DDBustyBrit]

I would be extremely wide awake!!!

Well when did you get in, and did MMA give approval!?

 

[Ginmill72]

Well when did you get in, and did MMA give approval!?

So that's why I feel beat up.

 

[zydrate]

So that's why I feel beat up.

you smell like beer

 

[Ginmill72]

Why are both of the playstation controllers dead?

 

[Jd192235]

you smell like beer

Wonder if she ruffied me

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Wonder if she ruffied me

.

Can we lose the fish J

 

[Jada59]

Wonder if she ruffied me

Why do I smell fish?