What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you (3)?

[hairball18]

What precisely is included in your full service?

I love waking with you on top of me.

 

[HBergeron]

I love waking with you on top of me.

Eww! Why am I lying in lasagna?

 

[LucianaGrace]

Eww! Why am I lying in lasagna?

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I'm feeling like an old-school romantic this morning...

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

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I'm feeling like an old-school romantic this morning...

How'd I get so lucky?

 

[LucianaGrace]

How'd I get so lucky?

Luck had nothing to do with it.

Those drinks on the other hand...

 

[Taegul]

Can I not say anything and just give her a hug?

 

[Flirtyfairy]

I'd compliment their smile. It's radiant.

 

[steelyblue73]

Did you put a spell on me?

 

[Flirtyfairy]

How'd you know I was a witch? Hush now,the muggle world mustn't know.

 

[MrEd63]

How'd you know I was a witch? Hush now,the muggle world mustn't know.

Dreams do come true

 

[Led_Astray]

Bollocks.

 

[Taegul]

Wow, you really do believe in using protection, don't you?

 

[JerseyJade]

Wow, you really do believe in using protection, don't you?

Does your parole officer know you're here?

 

[cole4258]

Does your parole officer know you're here?

I think you broke it

 

[JerseyJade]

I think you broke it

Do you want me to kiss it and make it better?

 

[Taegul]

Does your parole officer know you're here?

Go ask him yourself. He woke up early and is in the kitchen making us breakfast.

 

[tolyk]

Do you want me to kiss it and make it better?

Does Tink know you're here???

 

[JerseyJade]

Does Tink know you're here???

Uh, oh.

 

[Jd192235]

Uh, oh.

What are you making for breakfast?

 

[Taegul]

Go fish somewhere else, this one isn't biting.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Go fish somewhere else, this one isn't biting.

Hello! Have we been introduced?!

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Hello! Have we been introduced?!

We still have all day

 

[cliteatingman]

Hello! Have we been introduced?!

I introduced myself into your body so I guess so...

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I introduced myself into your body so I guess so...

I hope you do well to live up to your name.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Wonderful to see you here, I can die a happy man.

Can you use that pick to play a song for me?