What would you have said?

[freescorfr]

There was a time once I did some tutoring for a consul in Spain. I’d been out for a few tapas one night and was weaving my way back up his drive one night. I needed a pee but was also too tired to stop, so I just took my willie out my shorts and kept on walking and peeing at the same time. Suddenly, because my reactions weren’t at their best, I got caught in a car’s headlights and dove, headfirst, into the bushes.

Next morning at breakfast the hon. Gentleman asked, “Why did you take a dive into the bushes last night, when I passed in the car?”


What would you have said?

 

[BustyTheClown]

"I'm sorry, I thought you were the Spanish Inquisition... You know, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!"