What would you do...

[AndersonsBiographer]

...if you found yourself having Quantum Leaped/Gabriel Over the White House'd into the body of Lame Duck President Donald J Trump. It is Jan 6th, 2021, you have just finished your "Save America" speech and your supporters are already entering the US Capitol Building. What now?

 

[RoryN]

It's hard for someone with a (relatively) normal brain to put themselves in the shoes of a sociopath.

 

[MajorRewrite]

...if you found yourself having Quantum Leaped/Gabriel Over the White House'd into the body of Lame Duck President Donald J Trump. It is Jan 6th, 2021, you have just finished your "Save America" speech and your supporters are already entering the US Capitol Building. What now?

I’d tell all the meathead MAGAs that I was testing to find out how stupid they were, and to go home before I sent the National Guard to round them all up.

 

[AndersonsBiographer]

It's hard for someone with a (relatively) normal brain to put themselves in the shoes of a sociopath.

Lucky me, then.

In the short term, I would:
1. Immediately summon Jared Kushner and William Barr to my presence (two people who seem to have been hated almost equally by Trump's biggest fans and his biggest enemies), order my followers to necklace them in front of the nearest news crew. I would warn besieged elements of Congress that they will be spared this fate if they surrender promptly. I might even keep my word! I'll keep it for a while at least; I do need hostages after all.

2. Direct them to set up an encamped perimeter in those portions of the Capitol that we've overrun so far, hoping that Federal forces won't have it in them to risk the destruction of a national landmark in removing us. I would call upon followers throughout the country to begin forming armed revolutionary cadres to make their way into the city to support us. Rather stupid of my people on the scene not have brought their own guns before doing what they've done, but whatever. My message to the others would be, "Relieve us if you can, avenge us if you can't!"

3. I would open lines of communication with Capitol Hill Police, Washington DC National Guard, FBI, and any other armed System Loyalists who might stand against us. Democratic and Republican party apparatchiks would be pointedly ignored, as in a revolutionary setting the only people who matter are those with guns or those willing to use guns. Media, in a similar vein, would only be countenanced insofar as I need their assistance in disseminating my message.

4. Declare late that night or possibly in the morning that I've had an epiphany, and that I now intend to conduct a revolutionary struggle on behalf of America's workers and peasants, that the elites who hold the entirety of our establishment are our enemy and that the time has come to root them out with the blast of artillery and the chatter of machine-gun.

I would be very careful how I do that last one. I would carry on with all the typical God-fearing Red White and Blue MAGAtard bullshit for as long as I have to, but start to slowly inoculate more and more socialistic talking points into my rhetoric so that my "hardcore base" begin to recognize their true positions as dispossessed peasant proletarians. Hopefully, in doing so, I would new inroads with the urban worker proletariat and start to gain their sympathy (maybe apologizing for some of the dumb things I previously said regarding the George Floyd Uprising), but on the whole I'll keep my focus on the White rural poor who brought me into office in 2016. Mao was right, cities are the graveyards of revolutions.

Intermediate goals:
1. Try to fight my way out of this graveyard of revolutions that I so inconveniently find myself in. Should be possible; West Virginia isn't too far away and if we get any trickle of sympathetic supply (by land routes, by air drop, or even by water up the Potamic River) then we would have the arms and ammunition to secure our passage. Montani semper liberi! Will I succeed where John Brown failed?

2. Get in touch with elements of the political Left who might be willing to come to an agreement as a means of avoiding full-scale war. Offer political independence for the Pacific Coast and the Northeast, offer autonomy for urban enclaves, and so on and so forth. Doubt that any Democratic Party officials would take me up on such an offer, but much of the rank-and-file would see it as a tantalizing proposal.

3. If it hasn't happened already, see if those loyal to me can seize control of at least a portion of the US Nuclear Arsenal. It should be possible, many military bases are in remote rural areas and even those storing nuclear weapons are often ill-equiped for protracted siege.

That last one is a grim necessity. Federal forces would likely act very slowly to something so stunning as a lame duck US president leading a nationwide communist insurrection, but when they finally do act it will be without the slightest tinge of mercy. Authorizing the use of nuclear weapons against rebel strongholds is not at all unthinkable, at least so long as we remain unable to respond in kind.

Long term goals:
Hard to say. It depends so much on what the world looks like in that most alternate of Jan 7's. I do think that System Loyalists would eventually get their act together and mobilize their forces against us. They would declare martial law, reinforce any military garrisons that remain under control, possibly induct their captive population into Volkstrum-style anti-partisan militias and throw them into battle against us. That would be the saddest element of this war.

Very likely, the CIA would bring in ISIS and Azov Battalion-style mercenaries to conduct a reign of terror against intransigent populations. FBI would conduct a campaign of targeted assassinations against revolutionary leaders and their families, along with other COINTELPRO-style dirty tricks. The Donald Trump of this world would be very, very lucky if he or any of his progeny die peacefully. Feds like to burn their enemies to death almost as much as I do.

I would need some level of international support, and I think I could get it. Fuckers spent so long accusing me of colluding with the Russians? I'll show them what Russian collusion really looks like! I would put an immediate halt on all Ukrainian aid, call for Ukraine to accept a UN-supervised vote on secession in the Russian-speaking portions of Ukraine, so long as Russia accepts a second, UN-supervised vote in Crimea. I would halt all aid to Israel until they enact a return to the borders as they existed at the time of the Naksah. I would restore diplomatic ties with Cuba and North Korea like we should have done 50 years ago. I would apologize to Iran and offer some form of restitution for my role in the murder of General Soleimani, I would IMMEDIATELY withdraw from Afghanistan and extend full diplomatic recognition of the Taliban regime, I would cease all antagonistic actions against Syria, Yemen, Venezuela, etc.

I don't know if Biden would still be in charge by February. He was allowed to become president because he was "safe" and "normal" (so normal, he was a fucking segregationist when it politically-expedient to be one). I think, in this world, the business and war interests would have him step aside in favor of someone more... dynamic.

Be funny if they picked bitch-boi Bernie to face off against me. He who actually did get cheated out of an election (twice!), and he who's response to it was "OH, YEEESSSSS!!! PUNISH ME MORE, MASTER!!!"

Also, as much as I'm sure it would pain me, I would probably stop fucking Ivanka.

 

[AndersonsBiographer]

I’d tell all the meathead MAGAs that I was testing to find out how stupid they were, and to go home before I sent the National Guard to round them all up.

Cucked and bluepilled.

 

[AndersonsBiographer]

Gabriel Over the White House'd

For those who don't get the reference:

https://ok.ru/video/2084855024291

Professional critics' opinion on this film seem to change every few years, depending on whether or not they think it's "their people" who will get ideas from it. Compare reviews from the Obama era vs those from the Trump era.

Good film, nonetheless. I try to show it to all my classes whenever we cover the Depression Era.

 

[AndersonsBiographer]

@snailspace and @Rightguide , I would like to see some rightist opinions on this hypothetical.

 

[Bn2f]

You do know that there’s a whole other side dedicated to fictional writing, right? It’s subject to approval but it is there.

 

[adrina]

Cucked and bluepilled.

This site is for adults not children. Let alone prepubescent males.

 

[AndersonsBiographer]

You do know that there’s a whole other side dedicated to fictional writing, right? It’s subject to approval but it is there.

I'm tempted to publish this. They do allow non-erotic, after all.

 

[AndersonsBiographer]

This site is for adults not children. Let alone prepubescent males.

 

[Bn2f]

View attachment 2347402

Yeah. Fucker. Be glad it’s not for me to instantly ban fuckers.

 

[AndersonsBiographer]

Yeah. Fucker. Be glad it’s not for me to instantly ban fuckers.

You literally have the same damn thing in your fucking sig.

 

[Bn2f]

You literally have the same damn thing in your fucking sig.

Nope. Not the same.

 

[AndersonsBiographer]

Nope. Not the same.

Yes. It is.

Movies had the same actors, even.

 

[Bn2f]

My signature kills no one.
You post was in direct response to what another member said directly to you and showed a violent act.

 

[Bn2f]

Here’s what you should do. Sincerely apologize to Adrina and take down your shitty post.

 

[AndersonsBiographer]

My signature kills no one.
You post was in direct response to what another member said directly to you and showed a violent act.

Did you see what I said earlier about Barr, Kushner, and Ivanka? Actual, real-life public figures?

Would you prefer more necklacing and incest jokes?

Or are you fine with my rape and murder fantasies, just so long as I remember to only threaten Republicans?

See, this is why we reds don't really like you pinks very much. This is why, when we say that liberals get the bullet too, we're not entirely sure if we're joking.

 

[adrina]

Well that's one way to go about proving my point.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Bn2f]

Or, sure, keep acting like a prepubescent male.

 

[Bn2f]

I am personally not a fan but rape and incest is encouraged and very popular on this site. Violence and snuff erotica? Not so much.

 

[AndersonsBiographer]

I am personally not a fan but rape and incest is encouraged and very popular on this site. Violence and snuff erotica? Not so much.

(Think I've used this one before. Albeit on a one of the forum's right-wingers. Which, as established, you consider perfectly acceptable.)

 

[Bn2f]

Look. You are fairly new here and I want you to enjoy the experience. So here’s a little motherly advice. Stay on the gun thread. Don’t stray too far from the racists and self hating sexually repressed. Adrina won’t call you out there. Hell, really no self respecting woman actually goes there (sorry Buffalogurl but it’s true). Over there it can be just you and I trading sophomoric insults all day long. Heaven.

 

[AndersonsBiographer]

Look. You are fairly new here and I want you to enjoy the experience. So here’s a little motherly advice. Stay on the gun thread. Don’t stray too far from the racists and self hating sexually repressed. Adrina won’t call you out there. Hell, really no self respecting woman actually goes there (sorry Buffalogurl but it’s true). Over there it can be just you and I trading sophomoric insults all day long. Heaven.

Tantalizing offer.

Counter-proposal: You and @adrina both provide constructive discussions on the topic of what, in fact, you would do if you suddenly found yourselves in the body of former US President Donald J Trump and the moment of his supporters going buck-wild and trying to have their half-hearted July Days moment. Tell me how you would respond to the crises, how you would deal with the aftermath of the events, and what the potential long-term implications might be. Make it a 500 word essay, that ain't too much to ask.

You do that, and I'll remove the offending comments and offer an apology to the both of you. And, maybe, I'll try my best to restrict my death threats exclusively to republicans for a time.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Posting on the PB means never having to say you're sorry.


Ever!!!


Ever!!!!!