What would you do if Jennifer Aniston walked into your room right now naked ?

[DannyBoyUK]

What would you do if she walked into your room right now naked ?

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[fgarvb1]

Hide her until my left for work in twenty min.

 

[JackIsCool]

Fuck her brains out

 

[Dillinger]

Depends. Does she like COCK?

 

[SleepingWarrior]

Wait with my baseball bat for Mr. Aniston (aka Brad Pitt) to follow her in, and mess up his face and take Jennifer for my very own.


Then proceed to fuck her until I passed out from exhaustion.

 

[wizbit9]

ask her kindly if she would bring herself off in front of me and cum into my mouth

sweet

 

[Wiggles]

She's with Brad Pitt?

I'd ask very nicely for a threesome. Or, we'd just go out for ice cream, whatever.

 

[Marxist]

I'd wonder how she picked the both dead bolts and call the police...I'd then sue for mental distress and settle out of court for an undisclosed sum...


You people are so un-mercenary.

 

[tswyk]

Offer her anything from my closet that she might want ...













we're EXACTLY the same size, you know!

 

[red_rose]

I'd wonder how she picked the both dead bolts and call the police...I'd then sue for mental distress and settle out of court for an undisclosed sum...


You people are so un-mercenary.

I was actually thinking something along these lines... Best idea I've heard so far, hon.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Offer her anything from my closet that she might want ...

we're EXACTLY the same size, you know!

There goes my imagination again...

 

[DannyBoyUK]

I was only asking because she just did !!!!

 

[tswyk]

There goes my imagination again...

Well, Lukky, since we all know you could be Brad Pitt's twin, why don't we just skip the clothes......

 

[LukkyKnight]

What would Brad do if tswyk walked into Jennifer Aniston's room right now naked ?

~LOL~ @ts...

You're too kind by double, but thank you. I'm all for skipping the clothes, but I suppose I really should get about my day, which would arguably begin by donning something appropriate to head out into the world in... can't go like this, in spite of my hope that you're about to walk in naked as Jennifer Anniston's daydreams.

 

[solid_]

Re: What would you do if she walked into your room right now naked ?

probaly choke on my dinner that im trying to eat right now. lol

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

Hand her a cheeseburger, fries and a milkshake.
She's too damn skinny!

 

[DannyBoyUK]

Strange that, cos I told her to piss off and buy me a burger

- she hasn't bloody come back !

 

[Zamdrist]

I'd have her put her panties and bra back on.

Then I'd make out with her on my couch.

Then you know, I'd fuck her silly

 

[GuyJD]

Send her out to get some pizza and Coca-Cola and invite Courtney Cox over for a threesome.

 

[tswyk]

Re: What would Brad do if tswyk walked into Jennifer Aniston's room right now naked ?

~LOL~ @ts...

You're too kind by double, but thank you. I'm all for skipping the clothes, but I suppose I really should get about my day, which would arguably begin by donning something appropriate to head out into the world in... can't go like this, in spite of my hope that you're about to walk in naked as Jennifer Anniston's daydreams.

Ok, you're right, of course! (Damn! I HATE it when he's right!)

Clothes are a must, at least in RL! And it's much too pretty here to stay inside with all you nice folks!


Happy daydreams, LK!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'd kill her. There would be Jennifer Aniston bits everywhere.

I just got rid of the StudMuffindulee and I'll be damned if anyone interrupts my solitude without prior permission.

Gawddamit.

 

[glamorilla]

Which leaves me wide open for Brad and a possible three way with Matt LeBlanc.

 

[Viper Vic]

Ask her who she is and if she does windows.

 

[DannyBoyUK]

She made it back at last !

But I sent her out again because she had put relish on the burger and I definitely asked for it plain.

 

[His_kitty]

Pray like hell that she was attracted to curvaceous brunettes.