What would you all think of .....

[Bobtoad777]

Sort of like a dear abby colum post here only a dear bobtoad instead. the concept to get a better understanding of one another. possibly stretghen me and yourself in our beliefs. I figured I went 3 years college for that kinda of thing I might as well give it a shot , if anybody here is willing.

My Guide lines for me if we do this:

1. I will not condiscend{sp} anybodies belief/relgion/system.

2. I will be kind

3. I will not epect my advice to be taken

4. I will not expect monitary contributon if my adivce is taken and it helps out

5. I will defer to answer when I do not know the answer

5a. If I do not know the answer I will try to find an answer if it is requested.

5b. I will admit when I have no answer.

I am doing this for myself as well as anyone else who is interested in personal growth. Thank you for your time and consideration.

 

[Nobody Special]

ummm I'm confused but then I just had a blonde moment lol

 

[Bobtoad777]

What would you like explained? What I would like to do is have people write a post similar to the dear Abby letters in the news papapers and I would try to give a civil helpful response with my background.

 

[Lasher]

What on God's Green Earth makes you think that ANYONE would want advice from you, Bobtoad?

I mean, jeez-US! I'd say you were the most fucked up person on the board, but I know Patryn/et al is still floating around here somewhere... Otherwise...

Anyways, you're still pretty badly fucked up.

But, uhhhh, thanks for the laugh, I mean, offering...

 

[Lasher]

Ooops!! Guess I misunderstood....

Guess it was supposed to be something like....

Dear Bobtoad,

Why would anyone as fucked up as you are think they could help anyone with anything?

Sincerely,

You Gotta Be Fucking Kidding Me!

 

[Bobtoad777]

I know I am pretty messed up, but occasionally something useful comes from my fingers.

Plus I figured it was getting near the christmas season and seeing as I am broke and can't afford to buy everyone here a little something I figured maybe I could offer some advice.

you know the whole 'its the thought that counts idea'

 

[Cheyenne]

I don't think you'd get many letters. The whole board is a "dear Abby" letter if you think about it.

 

[CelestialBody]

LASHER!!!!!!!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *sucks air noisily*
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *sucks air noisily*
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG *sucks air noisily*
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *sucks air noisily*
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *turns purple*

*Chases Bobtoad around the thread with a whiffleball bat swinging like Casey at the Bat.*

GET A DICTIONARY!!!!!! OMG Bob.

I would really hate to be the editor of Dear Bobtoad, the syndicated column.

At least you got rid of the jugular thing. Breathe Muff, the jugular thing has been fixed. It is no long a plague upon your soul.

I'm not being too perfectionistic am I? Gawd I hope not. Maybe I am. Oh boy.

Dear Bobtoad:

How on earth does one become less perfectionistic? Please spell correctly or my anally retentive dander will kick up and I shall be forced to chase you around the thread with my trusty whiffleball bat yet again.

Sincerely,

Muffin

 

[Bobtoad777]

I don't think you'd get many letters. The whole board is a "dear Abby" letter if you think about it.

yeah but most of the answers are as Abby would give. most people mockingly call me minister or reverened or priest due to what I told people my back ground was. though biblical and theological stuides is my background, and am none of the above. I am a normal erson, i fugure I could offer maybe a unique perspective from that standpoint.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Re: LASHER!!!!!!!!

Be Nice.

Bobtoad-
honestly, the board is my last stop before calling my parents for advice. I know a few of you posters are going to go WTF at that-but I can't relate to my parents at all-for various reasons. (and half the time I know what they'll say) As far a "Dear Whomever," column-I think the best person for that would be Laurel.

Sorry BT.

Laurel does a wonderful job, it was simply in my mind a matter different perspective.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Dear Bobtoad:

How on earth does one become less perfectionistic? Please spell correctly or my anally retentive dander will kick up and I shall be forced to chase you around the thread with my trusty whiffleball bat yet again.

Sincerely,

Muffin

How to become less of a perfectionisitc? Try hitting yourself over the head with the bat, j/k. Honestly, I haven't a clue I never suffered from that problem, I have always been human, filled with errors as most of the human population is filled with. Sorry.

 

[Skitten]

Bobtoad;

Think Bobtoad that we really want us to even consider us asking you for actual advice. AGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Now that is a scary thought advice from Bobtoad.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Bobtoad;

Think Bobtoad that we really want us to even consider us asking you for actual advice. AGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Now that is a scary thought advice from Bobtoad.

But doesn't it jsut give it that twinge of traj nair qwua?

 

[Lasher]

Re: LASHER!!!!!!!!

Be Nice.

I was.

 

[Patryn]

Hey Lasher, let's play word association!!

-Pot
-Kettle
-Black

Whatever may be wrong with me, and I repeat I know what it is and I'm getting help, you got serious hostility problems there boy.

 

[Lasher]

Hehehehehe...

 

[Lasher]

Oops!! (again)

BTW, Everyone...

I TOLD YA SO!!!


Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe....

 

[Bobtoad777]

anger is Lashers way of expressing love.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[April]

*standing quietly in the shadows handing KillerMuffin a fresh whiffle ball bat whenever she needs one*

Honestly, bobtoad, the only perspective you can give is from someone who went to college for 3 years, and STILL can't spell worth a damn!

 

[Bobtoad777]

April

Jeg ner twue nary im uthia!!!

 

[Skibum]

Sort of like a dear abby colum post here only a dear bobtoad instead.

No.